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  • Joe G
    R3VLimited
    • Apr 2010
    • 2942
    #5581
    I need my Saturday morning news.

    Paging Burg


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    Current Car: 2011 BMW 135i, M-Sport, 6 speed

    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

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      • supermansocks95
        Mod Crazy
        • Feb 2016
        • 756
        #5582
        Well, looks like Burg got rammed to death...

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        88 325i Cabrio
        04 Neon SRT-4

        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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          • supermansocks95
            Mod Crazy
            • Feb 2016
            • 756
            #5583
            Anyone else actually somewhat concerned? Lol

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            88 325i Cabrio
            04 Neon SRT-4

            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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              • ThatM20Guy
                Mod Crazy
                • Aug 2014
                • 601
                #5584
                Originally posted by supermansocks95
                Anyone else actually somewhat concerned? Lol

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                Yeah I thought about it for awhile...was expecting a report by now
                Its the Mr. Burgundy though so he'll probably be fine
                89' 325ix Diamantschwarz/Black rattle can...

                Insta: r_moose_w

                Originally posted by flyboyx
                I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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                  • ThatOneEuroE30
                    R3V OG
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 8626
                    #5585
                    Originally posted by ThatM20Guy
                    Yeah I thought about it for awhile...was expecting a report by now
                    Its the Mr. Burgundy though so he'll probably be fine


                    Probably dropped acid with her and still trying to find his way home lol.


                    1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                    1991 318i 4dr slick top


                    Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                    Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                    Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                    Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                      • TeXJ
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1914
                        #5586
                        ..or trying to find a White Castle haha
                        1990 325is
                        m52b28
                        3.73lsd
                        g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                          • IceWhite
                            E30 Modder
                            • Jan 2015
                            • 945
                            #5587
                            Probably still hungover!
                            1990 325i
                            2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                              • IceWhite
                                E30 Modder
                                • Jan 2015
                                • 945
                                #5588
                                Originally posted by ThatM20Guy
                                Yeah I thought about it for awhile...was expecting a report by now
                                Its the Mr. Burgundy though so he'll probably be fine
                                Ha, I thought the same!
                                1990 325i
                                2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                                  • MrBurgundy
                                    R3V Elite
                                    • Mar 2012
                                    • 5294
                                    #5589
                                    well, I didn't get butt fucked last night, but I got fucked.....


                                    We all went out drinking in Huntington Beach and we were pounding drink after drink... My ride left me and I was drinking with a group of people who I usually don't hangout with and they all took an uber there.. 2 am rolls around and I'm absolutely plastered. I remember walking out to the street, in Huntington Beach and I woke up on the side of the road in Anaheim, which is about 15 miles away from the beach and 5 miles away from my apartment....... I texted all of them and they said I didn't ride back with them and I have no history of purchasing any uber or lyft rides... I literally have no idea what happened... I apparently called my brother and he found me walking the wrong way down the street and I lost my wallet or whoever fucking left me on the side of the road took it..................
                                    Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                                      • MrBurgundy
                                        R3V Elite
                                        • Mar 2012
                                        • 5294
                                        #5590
                                        at least my butt doesn't hurt
                                        Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                                          • TeXJ
                                            E30 Mastermind
                                            • Apr 2010
                                            • 1914
                                            #5591
                                            wow man! glad you're still alive.
                                            1990 325is
                                            m52b28
                                            3.73lsd
                                            g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                                              • TeXJ
                                                E30 Mastermind
                                                • Apr 2010
                                                • 1914
                                                #5592
                                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                                at least my butt doesn't hurt
                                                *yet
                                                1990 325is
                                                m52b28
                                                3.73lsd
                                                g260 (1987 325is 5spd tranny)

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                                                  • MrBurgundy
                                                    R3V Elite
                                                    • Mar 2012
                                                    • 5294
                                                    #5593
                                                    fucking alcohol

                                                    jesus christ, I bet some fucking bum took that shit
                                                    Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP // 2024 Yamaha XSR700 // 2024 Jeep Gladiator Rubicon

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                                                      • IceWhite
                                                        E30 Modder
                                                        • Jan 2015
                                                        • 945
                                                        #5594
                                                        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                                        well, I didn't get butt fucked last night, but I got fucked.....


                                                        We all went out drinking in Huntington Beach and we were pounding drink after drink... My ride left me and I was drinking with a group of people who I usually don't hangout with and they all took an uber there.. 2 am rolls around and I'm absolutely plastered. I remember walking out to the street, in Huntington Beach and I woke up on the side of the road in Anaheim, which is about 15 miles away from the beach and 5 miles away from my apartment....... I texted all of them and they said I didn't ride back with them and I have no history of purchasing any uber or lyft rides... I literally have no idea what happened... I apparently called my brother and he found me walking the wrong way down the street and I lost my wallet or whoever fucking left me on the side of the road took it..................
                                                        I just happened to watch the movie "Hangover 1 and 2" and I came here to this thread, and that is why in post #5587 I mentioned you're probably hungover.... and what do you know. Lol!
                                                        1990 325i
                                                        2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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                                                          • IceWhite
                                                            E30 Modder
                                                            • Jan 2015
                                                            • 945
                                                            #5595
                                                            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                                            at least my butt doesn't hurt
                                                            Any memories of, maybe, Ladyboys?
                                                            1990 325i
                                                            2004 330i Individual 6-speed
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