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    I need my Saturday morning news.

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    Originally posted by lambo
    Sounds like you need a massage.
    Originally posted by kpeng
    Who the hell is Vlad?

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      Well, looks like Burg got rammed to death...

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      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
      If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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        Anyone else actually somewhat concerned? Lol

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        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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          Originally posted by supermansocks95 View Post
          Anyone else actually somewhat concerned? Lol

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          Yeah I thought about it for awhile...was expecting a report by now
          Its the Mr. Burgundy though so he'll probably be fine
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          Originally posted by flyboyx
          I imagine her smelling like spoiled milk and having a half inch crust of doodoo circumnavigating her butthole.

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            Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View Post
            Yeah I thought about it for awhile...was expecting a report by now
            Its the Mr. Burgundy though so he'll probably be fine


            Probably dropped acid with her and still trying to find his way home lol.


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              ..or trying to find a White Castle haha
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                Probably still hungover!
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                  Originally posted by ThatM20Guy View Post
                  Yeah I thought about it for awhile...was expecting a report by now
                  Its the Mr. Burgundy though so he'll probably be fine
                  Ha, I thought the same!
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                    well, I didn't get butt fucked last night, but I got fucked.....


                    We all went out drinking in Huntington Beach and we were pounding drink after drink... My ride left me and I was drinking with a group of people who I usually don't hangout with and they all took an uber there.. 2 am rolls around and I'm absolutely plastered. I remember walking out to the street, in Huntington Beach and I woke up on the side of the road in Anaheim, which is about 15 miles away from the beach and 5 miles away from my apartment....... I texted all of them and they said I didn't ride back with them and I have no history of purchasing any uber or lyft rides... I literally have no idea what happened... I apparently called my brother and he found me walking the wrong way down the street and I lost my wallet or whoever fucking left me on the side of the road took it..................
                    Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                      at least my butt doesn't hurt
                      Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                        wow man! glad you're still alive.
                        1990 325is
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                        3.73lsd
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                          Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                          at least my butt doesn't hurt
                          *yet
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                          m52b28
                          3.73lsd
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                            fucking alcohol

                            jesus christ, I bet some fucking bum took that shit
                            Originally posted by wholepailofwater
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                              Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                              well, I didn't get butt fucked last night, but I got fucked.....


                              We all went out drinking in Huntington Beach and we were pounding drink after drink... My ride left me and I was drinking with a group of people who I usually don't hangout with and they all took an uber there.. 2 am rolls around and I'm absolutely plastered. I remember walking out to the street, in Huntington Beach and I woke up on the side of the road in Anaheim, which is about 15 miles away from the beach and 5 miles away from my apartment....... I texted all of them and they said I didn't ride back with them and I have no history of purchasing any uber or lyft rides... I literally have no idea what happened... I apparently called my brother and he found me walking the wrong way down the street and I lost my wallet or whoever fucking left me on the side of the road took it..................
                              I just happened to watch the movie "Hangover 1 and 2" and I came here to this thread, and that is why in post #5587 I mentioned you're probably hungover.... and what do you know. Lol!
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                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy View Post
                                at least my butt doesn't hurt
                                Any memories of, maybe, Ladyboys?
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