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  • flyboyx
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2008
    • 8371

    #7321
    ^that's pretty fucking good
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    Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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    • vtechnik
      Grease Monkey
      • Jan 2018
      • 379

      #7322


      This was pretty easy and it got the point across to everyone :)

      1988 ~ Lacey ~ 325iS

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      • E30335i
        E30 Enthusiast
        • Feb 2014
        • 1035

        #7323






        Figured I post this. This guy loves his m20 and says it’s faster than most modern cars. It’s not shown here but claims his m20 is faster than 24v swapped cars. Thought he was on to something until he said his car makes 200hp with only bolt ons.


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        • supermansocks95
          Mod Crazy
          • Feb 2016
          • 756

          #7324
          Yeah, I love my M20, but these cars are slow as shit. I mean, they're fun as hell, but fast they are not.
          88 325i Cabrio
          04 Neon SRT-4

          Originally posted by MrBurgundy
          If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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          • roguetoaster
            R3V OG
            • Jan 2012
            • 7744

            #7325
            It's fine to irrationally love something, but to lie to yourself and others about it being something it's not is just crazy.

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            • parkerbink
              R3V OG
              • Jun 2004
              • 10134

              #7326
              Ouch

              [IMG]https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/my350z.com-vbulletin/550x225/80-parkerbsig_5096690e71d912ec1addc4a84e99c374685fc03 8.jpg[/IMG

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              • ThatOneEuroE30
                R3V OG
                • Dec 2013
                • 8626

                #7327
                Nonsense Thread

                Lol with just that he probably got like 10-15hp and is probably that guy who thinks he is racing when the other person is just driving. Not to mention who cares about winning inna straight line.



                Another subject. Im sitting on my porch having a smoke and got smacked in the head by two birds who then launched off my head into the sliding glass door. One flew off the other was in a good haze for about 5 min before i picked him up and gave him a boost and eventually flew away. I’ve never been so confused about wtf just happened before.


                1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                1991 318i 4dr slick top


                Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                • flyboyx
                  R3V OG
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 8371

                  #7328
                  Sounds like an episode of Alfred Hitchcock.
                  Last edited by flyboyx; 10-29-2018, 08:04 PM.
                  sigpic
                  Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                  88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                  92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                  88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                  88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                  87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                  12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                  • Beamerboi
                    E30 Addict
                    • Jun 2018
                    • 416

                    #7329
                    Any one else shitting? [emoji372]


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                    • supermansocks95
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Feb 2016
                      • 756

                      #7330
                      Originally posted by Beamerboi
                      Any one else shitting? [emoji372]


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                      Did earlier, it was magical

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                      88 325i Cabrio
                      04 Neon SRT-4

                      Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                      If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                      • Beamerboi
                        E30 Addict
                        • Jun 2018
                        • 416

                        #7331
                        Originally posted by supermansocks95
                        Did earlier, it was magical

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                        [emoji7]


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                        • Beamerboi
                          E30 Addict
                          • Jun 2018
                          • 416

                          #7332
                          Originally posted by supermansocks95
                          Yeah, I love my M20, but these cars are slow as shit. I mean, they're fun as hell, but fast they are not.


                          Will at least be able to smoke White Honda civics?


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                          • supermansocks95
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Feb 2016
                            • 756

                            #7333
                            Originally posted by Beamerboi
                            Will at least be able to smoke White Honda civics?


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                            ACTUALLY, a few years back, like an early 90's white hatch was trying to pull on me on the interstate. He was smoking/vaping with a flat bill on his head and his gf in n the passengers seat. Thing had a temp tag on it, so he was trying to flex his new(to him) whip. He was trying so hard to do a flyby, and I didn't even throw it down to fourth gear and whooped him in fifth. I laughed my ass off, because I had just humiliated him in front of his girlfriend. 10/10 would race slow cars again.

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                            88 325i Cabrio
                            04 Neon SRT-4

                            Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                            If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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                            • Beamerboi
                              E30 Addict
                              • Jun 2018
                              • 416

                              #7334
                              Originally posted by supermansocks95
                              ACTUALLY, a few years back, like an early 90's white hatch was trying to pull on me on the interstate. He was smoking/vaping with a flat bill on his head and his gf in n the passengers seat. Thing had a temp tag on it, so he was trying to flex his new(to him) whip. He was trying so hard to do a flyby, and I didn't even throw it down to fourth gear and whooped him in fifth. I laughed my ass off, because I had just humiliated him in front of his girlfriend. 10/10 would race slow cars again.

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                              [emoji81]wow he prob had automatic if he had the free hand to play the douche flute? Also factor in the weight of his GF? He had many odds against him.


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                              • supermansocks95
                                Mod Crazy
                                • Feb 2016
                                • 756

                                #7335
                                Originally posted by Beamerboi
                                [emoji81]wow he prob had automatic if he had the free hand to play the douche flute? Also factor in the weight of his GF? He had many odds against him.


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                                Lol they both looked pretty skinny. All I know is that it was pathetic.

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                                88 325i Cabrio
                                04 Neon SRT-4

                                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                                If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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