Things you've destroyed at work

[RUFFLZ]

Some drunk dude spontaneously flung his arms outward causing all 5 glasses I was carrying to break
fucking rowdy A's fans man
oh yeah and I'm a server at a brewery restaurant so this shit happens way too much

[dashboardmonkey]

Loved bartending.

[RUFFLZ]

Loved bartending.

wai no mo dough?

[ohthejosh]

Left the kitchen faucet on. Flooded the kitchen.










....and law firm downstairs.


I believe the estimate was +10k in damages. Definitely not one of my fondest memories.

[payney8]

Big turbos!

[dashboardmonkey]

wai no mo dough?

I had to quit due to health problems. Servers permit is expired now but I'm gonna get back into it part time to help pay for schooling.

[AndrewBird]

My very first job when I was 15 was at Baskin Robbins. The dipper cases out in the front of the store where all the ice cream is have a light in them that we turned off at night. This was controlled by a 3 position rocker switch. All the way up was light and freezer on, middle was light off, freezer on and all the way down was both off. One night, either the girl I was working with or I flipped it all the way down. Melted 40 gallons of ice cream totaling about $500. We both got fired the following week.

[slammin.e28]

Can't really say I've destroyed anything at work.

Worked as the assistant produce manager at Kroger for 6 years and def threw a ton of shit away. I do remember getting very angry one day and fucking up a bunch of shit in the back room, but I was the golden child and never got in trouble. Mostly got nailed for playing pranks. One time I left the deli's order of frozen cakes, bread, etc out on the floor because the bitch working there wouldn't come get it out of my way. Whole pallet of shit, defrosted.....bitch. She went to the manager and he was like deal with it, you should have gotten it when he called out over the intercom.

[Sailor37]

i accidentally let the smoke out of a 4-20 ma loop calibrator, which cost about $1k to repair.

it wasn't me, but when I first started working, one of the operators was trying to repair the throttle control linkage on a small 1000 hp turbine. He figured he could hold it steady while another guy replaced the linkage...well, that didn't work too well, because he ended up overspeeding the thing and blades came flying out right next to their heads. yea, that was an incident report and about a $300k fix.

[gofredo50]

Was driving a guests Cadillac CTS back to Avis. I sweved to avoid a collision with another car and slammed into a steet lamp in the middle of Connecticut Ave in DC. It cost my hotel about 5K to fix, which is just below our insurance deductible.

The CTS was white with black interior and had 36 miles on the clock. It was also Friday the 13th. True story.

[Pantless Spency]

Was driving a guests Cadillac CTS back to Avis. I sweved to avoid a collision with another car and slammed into a steet lamp in the middle of Connecticut Ave in DC. It cost my hotel about 5K to fix, which is just below our insurance deductible.

The CTS was white with black interior and had 36 miles on the clock. It was also Friday the 13th. True story.

oh man i would be pissed if i was the owner.
but shit happens.

[Crippled Crip]

i've destroyed the bathroom many times, work poops are the best

[imsotyerred]

My very first job when I was 15 was at Baskin Robbins. The dipper cases out in the front of the store where all the ice cream is have a light in them that we turned off at night. This was controlled by a 3 position rocker switch. All the way up was light and freezer on, middle was light off, freezer on and all the way down was both off. One night, either the girl I was working with or I flipped it all the way down. Melted 40 gallons of ice cream totaling about $500. We both got fired the following week.

why wasn't the manager around to double check that shit?

[RUFFLZ]

My very first job when I was 15 was at Baskin Robbins. The dipper cases out in the front of the store where all the ice cream is have a light in them that we turned off at night. This was controlled by a 3 position rocker switch. All the way up was light and freezer on, middle was light off, freezer on and all the way down was both off. One night, either the girl I was working with or I flipped it all the way down. Melted 40 gallons of ice cream totaling about $500. We both got fired the following week.

did you at least sympathy smash the bisch??

[Mlarsen]

I worked for a company that did military contracts when I first got out of high school. I was installing a guidance computer for the 120mm gun turret on a Stryker vehicle and I dropped it. I think that was a 20k or so fuck up. .