Pop-Tarts.....how do you....

[slammin.e28]

but they come with little bags of jizz to spread on

I end up eating the bag-o-jizz and have none left for my pastries.

[Dj Buttchug]

I end up eating the bag-o-jizz and have none left for my pastries.

I always end up eating the jizz... its just so flavorfull

[lambo]

but they come with little bags of jizz to spread on

ಠ◡ಠ

[CorvallisBMW]

Directions: "Open package, throw directly in toilet"

[ohthejosh]

Best DIY.

[325ix]

Well, when I used to eat them I would toast them, then eat the "crust". Then I just break the center iced part in to little chunks.

[mikeedler]

I think they taste like shit warm, I prefer them from the fridge. Actually, they taste like crap no matter the temp. I have'nt eaten one in long time.

[Stanley Rockafella]

Directions: "Open package, throw directly in toilet"

[kwill22]

I end up eating the bag-o-jizz and have none left for my pastries.

[Thizzelle]

they still make pop tarts......

[cabriodster87]

Back to back, icing facing out, like a pop tart sandwich.

[ScHpAnKy]

Cookies and Cream shits, toasted up nice and put it in my pie hole.

NOM

[e30slidewayz]

fuck pop- tarts.

[z31maniac]

Can you also tie a knot with a cherry stem? ;)

Simmer down Tex.

[RUFFLZ]

I open the package and eat it.