Pop-Tarts.....how do you....

[slammin.e28]

...eat them.

Microwaved for 14 seconds. Then I start at the top, pick the side with the least amount of icing. I then eat the crust across that side, move down the length, then over to the other side, then across the bottom. I then take two equal sized bites and stack them on top of one another in my mouth, usually icing side out.

This is the best way.

GO.


Yus, I'm bored at work again.

[frankenbeemer]

Is this another build thread?

[Mr. Burns]

I have a dedicated team of middle eastern infidels heat them up with power of rage staredown, followed by Vlad chopping it up into a million pieces, renaming it caviar and serving it on a stolen plate from The Olive Garden.

[DEV0 E30]

I don't eat them anymore, but when I used to...

Put them in toaster/microwave for not enough time = dissatisfied.

Put them in for just a little too long, burn roof of mouth, endure pain, continue with rest of day = satisfied.

[Xat1cZ]

leave out the micro and biting part and you have yourself a decent blowjob.

[camip]

Toaster then break then into bite sized pieces. Or sometimes during summer I'll freeze the Oreo ones then eat them.

[Ryann]

I have a dedicated team of middle eastern infidels heat them up with power of rage staredown, followed by Vlad chopping it up into a million pieces, renaming it caviar and serving it on a stolen plate from The Olive Garden.

Nice!

[Rsully70sev]

I eat them cold, pick around the edges till it's just the frosting and bottom layer left, then break off bite sized pieces casually.

[TimbyMaTombo]

I only eat the chocolate chip cookie dough ones mostly and I put it in the toaster until it's crunchy then break off the sides and eat them. After that I take a bite of the center and when it's in my mouth, I stand it upright and separate the top and bottom, eat the bottom first then eat the icing side which has a nice crunchy texture by that time.

[slammin.e28]

I only eat the chocolate chip cookie dough ones mostly and I put it in the toaster until it's crunchy then break off the sides and eat them. After that I take a bite of the center and when it's in my mouth, I stand it upright and separate the top and bottom, eat the bottom first then eat the icing side which has a nice crunchy texture by that time.

Can you also tie a knot with a cherry stem? ;)

[TimbyMaTombo]

I don't think I've actually tried.... I'll let you know when I find out.

[lambo]

I eat them cold, start at the end with the least frosting then, breaking it off in little chunks, eat until I reach the other end. I like the frosting covered "crust"...

[Dj Buttchug]

fuck pop- tarts.

[slammin.e28]

I love me some strudels but I can't just grab them and go like I can Pop-Tarts.

[Dj Buttchug]

but they come with little bags of jizz to spread on