Friends had set me up on a blind date sort of date thingy. Well the chick comes over to my house and I recognize her instantly because I've ha a few classes with her but never really talked.
Well we turn out hitting it off immediately and are sitting on the couch laughing and shit like that. We start inching closer and getting a little physical. I'm eating Cheetos with one hand and have my other hand around her. All of a sudden she grabs my Cheetos hand and shoves it down her pants! I still have a Cheeto in my hand but she doesn't notice because her eyes are closed. I'm a forever alone virgin so I begin rubbing her clit. She starts moaning and tells me to put a finger inside her. I go full retard and grab the Cheeto that was in my hand and start moving it in and out of her vagina like a dildo. She starts moaning more but completely stops and pulls my hand out of her panties with the Cheeto between my fingers. She screamed "wtf are you doing!?!?" I felt so fucking awkward but I tried to remain alpha so I muttered out "I'm dddaaannnngerously cheesy" she says "wtf is wrong with you?!?" And stormed out. She hasn't told any of our friends yet and hasn't texted me back. What do?
cliffs:
get set up with blind date
bang girl with cheeto
girl freaks out
WTF do i do?
Well we turn out hitting it off immediately and are sitting on the couch laughing and shit like that. We start inching closer and getting a little physical. I'm eating Cheetos with one hand and have my other hand around her. All of a sudden she grabs my Cheetos hand and shoves it down her pants! I still have a Cheeto in my hand but she doesn't notice because her eyes are closed. I'm a forever alone virgin so I begin rubbing her clit. She starts moaning and tells me to put a finger inside her. I go full retard and grab the Cheeto that was in my hand and start moving it in and out of her vagina like a dildo. She starts moaning more but completely stops and pulls my hand out of her panties with the Cheeto between my fingers. She screamed "wtf are you doing!?!?" I felt so fucking awkward but I tried to remain alpha so I muttered out "I'm dddaaannnngerously cheesy" she says "wtf is wrong with you?!?" And stormed out. She hasn't told any of our friends yet and hasn't texted me back. What do?
cliffs:
get set up with blind date
bang girl with cheeto
girl freaks out
WTF do i do?
too funny, including the cheeto flavor comment.
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