Pretty Farked up blind date... What do I do r3v?

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  • chadthestampede
    No R3VLimiter
    • Jul 2008
    • 3600
    #16
    is this real life
    Originally posted by LJ851
    I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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      • SedanSandwich
        Grease Monkey
        • Feb 2011
        • 314
        #17
        Banging a chick with a cheeto should be a life achievement... Say you were really high or some shit and had no idea what you were doing?

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          • mrsleeve
            I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
            • Mar 2005
            • 16385
            #18
            can I have your old one ???
            Originally posted by Fusion
            If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
            The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money. -Alexis de Tocqueville


            The Desire to Save Humanity is Always a False Front for the Urge to Rule it- H. L. Mencken

            Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
            William Pitt-

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              • chadthestampede
                No R3VLimiter
                • Jul 2008
                • 3600
                #19
                OP I am disappoint

                Originally posted by LJ851
                I programmed my oven to turn off when my pizza was done, should i start a build thread?

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                  • Cletonius
                    R3VLimited
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 2809
                    #20
                    Originally posted by LSM3
                    I LITERALLY just spit up my drink!!! Please tell me this actually happened!
                    First time in a long time I've actually laughed out loud at the internet. My wife laughed too.
                    - Josh
                    1990 325is

                    Need a shift boot?
                    Looking to buy shift boot frames, PM if you have one to sell

                    Here's what happens when you let the internet pick your license plate

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                      • unevolved
                        Mod Crazy
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 714
                        #21
                        Say it was someone else dressed up as you for halloween. She's probably so tramuatized (and has a UTI now) that she won't be able to prove it was really you.

                        TL;DR Blame the dog.
                        1991 318i SOLD
                        2003 325i SOLD

                        Racecars and stuff.

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                          • SedanSandwich
                            Grease Monkey
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 314
                            #22
                            Also do you use easy cheese as lube?

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                              • hfabricius
                                Mod Crazy
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 608
                                #23
                                If it is a troll, I laughed my fucking ass off. Best thing I have read on r3v so far.

                                http://halden-fabricius.tumblr.com/

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                                  • mikewbd
                                    Noobie
                                    • May 2012
                                    • 39
                                    #24
                                    Troll

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                                      • Dj Buttchug
                                        R3V OG
                                        • Jun 2010
                                        • 7633
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                        OP I am disappoint

                                        you dick. you ruin all the lols

                                        Turbo M42 Build Thread :Here
                                        Ig:ryno_pzk
                                        I like the tuna here.
                                        Originally posted by lambo
                                        Buttchug. The official poster child of r3v.

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                                          • ak-
                                            R3V OG
                                            • May 2009
                                            • 12422
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                            OP I am disappoint

                                            [IMGhttp://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u266/chadthestampede/cheeto.jpg[/IMG]
                                            y u gotta ruin stuff

                                            1991 325iS turbo

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                                              • Robert
                                                No R3VLimiter
                                                • Dec 2010
                                                • 3770
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by chadthestampede
                                                OP I am disappoint

                                                Killer.

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                                                  • thebutcher37
                                                    R3VLimited
                                                    • Aug 2008
                                                    • 2877
                                                    #28
                                                    LoL, I knew it wasn't buttchug..


                                                    jou ma se poes in 'n fishpaste jar.
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                                                      • cabriodster87
                                                        E30 Enthusiast
                                                        • Jan 2011
                                                        • 1042
                                                        #29
                                                        she will get over it, at least you didn't double dip.


                                                        LOL
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                                                        Reich und Roll!

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                                                          • Herr Faust Schinken
                                                            No R3VLimiter
                                                            • Feb 2012
                                                            • 3580
                                                            #30
                                                            i was like hmmm
                                                            then i was like.... wait what
                                                            and then i was OH GAWD NO
                                                            and then i was like Really you didnt except that to happen
                                                            then i read the rest of the thread


                                                            88 325is Five Speed
                                                            Lachssilber

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