This is being sent only to those whose level of maturity
qualifies them to relate to it Hopefully I am not having a lapse in judgement
> 1975: Long hair
>
> 2005: Longing for hair
>
>
>
>
>
> 1975: KEG
>
> 2005: EKG
>
>
>
> 1975: Acid rock
>
> 2005: Acid reflux
>
>
>
> 1975: Moving to Californiabecause it's cool
>
> 2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
>
>
>
> 1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
> 2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
>
>
> 1975: Seeds and stems
>
> 2005: Roughage
>
>
>
> 1975: Hoping for a BMW
>
> 2005: Hoping for a BM
>
>
>
> 1975: Going to a new, hip joint
>
> 2005: Receiving a new hip joint
>
>
>
> 1975: Rolling Stones
>
> 2005: Kidney Stones
>
>
>
> 1975: Being called into the principal's office
>
> 2005: Calling the principal's office
>
>
>
> 1975: Screw the system
>
> 2005: Upgrade the system
>
>
>
> 1975: Disco
>
> 2005: Costco
>
>
>
> 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>
> 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>
>
>
> 1975: Passing the drivers' test
>
> 2005: Passing the vision test
>
>
>
> 1975: Whatever
>
> 2005: Depends
>
>
> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
> certainly change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall across the
> nation were born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing
> up on liftoff.
>
>
> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>
>
> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>
>
> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>
>
> They have always had an answering machine.
>
>
> They have always had cable.
>
>
> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>
> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>
>
> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>
> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>
>
> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>
>
> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
>
> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a
> Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
>
>
> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R.
> even is.
>
>
> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>
> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
qualifies them to relate to it Hopefully I am not having a lapse in judgement
> 1975: Long hair
>
> 2005: Longing for hair
>
>
>
>
>
> 1975: KEG
>
> 2005: EKG
>
>
>
> 1975: Acid rock
>
> 2005: Acid reflux
>
>
>
> 1975: Moving to Californiabecause it's cool
>
> 2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
>
>
>
> 1975: Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
> 2005: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
>
>
>
> 1975: Seeds and stems
>
> 2005: Roughage
>
>
>
> 1975: Hoping for a BMW
>
> 2005: Hoping for a BM
>
>
>
> 1975: Going to a new, hip joint
>
> 2005: Receiving a new hip joint
>
>
>
> 1975: Rolling Stones
>
> 2005: Kidney Stones
>
>
>
> 1975: Being called into the principal's office
>
> 2005: Calling the principal's office
>
>
>
> 1975: Screw the system
>
> 2005: Upgrade the system
>
>
>
> 1975: Disco
>
> 2005: Costco
>
>
>
> 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
>
> 2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>
>
>
> 1975: Passing the drivers' test
>
> 2005: Passing the vision test
>
>
>
> 1975: Whatever
>
> 2005: Depends
>
>
> Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will
> certainly change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall across the
> nation were born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing
> up on liftoff.
>
>
> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>
>
> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>
>
> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>
>
> They have always had an answering machine.
>
>
> They have always had cable.
>
>
> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>
> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>
>
> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>
> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>
>
> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>
>
> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
>
> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a
> Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
>
>
> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R.
> even is.
>
>
> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>
> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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