Tonite at 9:00pm Forum member DirtyGerman wanted to have sex with me.
DirtyGerman: Hi Beauitiful Army Brat
KnYnE: ?
DirtyGerman: ?
KnYnE: "Hi Beauitiful Army Brat" wtf
DirtyGerman: yea that's u
Thats right, read it again. Beauitiful Army Brat.
KnYnE: your point?
DirtyGerman: you want the typical "hey?"
Right about now, is when i realized that he thinks im some slimy ass myspace slut.
KnYnE: naw, i like it makes me feel sexy
DirtyGerman: I am an Army brat too I saw your page and was like woah yes somebody cool
DirtyGerman: your a rarity
KnYnE: my page?
DirtyGerman:i dunno i went on a clicking spree, you'd probably laugh
KnYnE: im so confused!!!
DirtyGerman: u should be
DirtyGerman: your talking to a confusing person
DirtyGerman: I found you by accident
DirtyGerman: no real reason
DirtyGerman: just accident like when you fall into a swimming pool in the summer time ya know
KnYnE: well i make a good target?
Note i didnt reply much. I was fucking speachless.
DirtyGerman: well i lots our page
DirtyGerman: give it to me again
DirtyGerman: i wanna look at it
DirtyGerman: i loved your page
KnYnE: what page?
This is the exact moment i realized he had probebly had an errection.
KnYnE: alkdsjf;alkdjfa
KnYnE: dfadf
I think the button mashing may have turned him on.
DirtyGerman: yea that one
DirtyGerman: akjlfsdkjfasd
Yup, he liked it. Alot.
KnYnE: whats going on!
DirtyGerman: your myspace page
DirtyGerman: ok wait your a liar?
DirtyGerman: it said
DirtyGerman:"I gladly talk to anyone"
DirtyGerman: or something like that
I was about to play along with it, but I just bought a headlight from him and I wasn't about to mangle his emotions untill i got that god damn thing in the mail, I had to diffuse the situation.
KnYnE: i bought a headlight from you like 30 min ago......
DirtyGerman: OH SHIT
DirtyGerman: hahaha
KnYnE: do you think im some drunk slut on my space?
DirtyGerman: thought u were this one hot ass chick
DirtyGerman:Yeo
DirtyGerman: oh man
9:05 PM
KnYnE: yep
DirtyGerman: ahahaha
DirtyGerman: Holy shit
DirtyGerman: dude
DirtyGerman: your name is smilar
DirtyGerman: oh shit
DirtyGerman: i feel like a dumbshit
DirtyGerman: LMAO
KnYnE: oh dude, this is so going on r3v.
DirtyGerman: Hell no!
KnYnE: riiiiggghhhtttt about now.
The moral of the story... Dirty German loves my cock.
DirtyGerman: Hi Beauitiful Army Brat
KnYnE: ?
DirtyGerman: ?
KnYnE: "Hi Beauitiful Army Brat" wtf
DirtyGerman: yea that's u
Thats right, read it again. Beauitiful Army Brat.
KnYnE: your point?
DirtyGerman: you want the typical "hey?"
Right about now, is when i realized that he thinks im some slimy ass myspace slut.
KnYnE: naw, i like it makes me feel sexy
DirtyGerman: I am an Army brat too I saw your page and was like woah yes somebody cool
DirtyGerman: your a rarity
KnYnE: my page?
DirtyGerman:i dunno i went on a clicking spree, you'd probably laugh
KnYnE: im so confused!!!
DirtyGerman: u should be
DirtyGerman: your talking to a confusing person
DirtyGerman: I found you by accident
DirtyGerman: no real reason
DirtyGerman: just accident like when you fall into a swimming pool in the summer time ya know
KnYnE: well i make a good target?
Note i didnt reply much. I was fucking speachless.
DirtyGerman: well i lots our page
DirtyGerman: give it to me again
DirtyGerman: i wanna look at it
DirtyGerman: i loved your page
KnYnE: what page?
This is the exact moment i realized he had probebly had an errection.
KnYnE: alkdsjf;alkdjfa
KnYnE: dfadf
I think the button mashing may have turned him on.
DirtyGerman: yea that one
DirtyGerman: akjlfsdkjfasd
Yup, he liked it. Alot.
KnYnE: whats going on!
DirtyGerman: your myspace page
DirtyGerman: ok wait your a liar?
DirtyGerman: it said
DirtyGerman:"I gladly talk to anyone"
DirtyGerman: or something like that
I was about to play along with it, but I just bought a headlight from him and I wasn't about to mangle his emotions untill i got that god damn thing in the mail, I had to diffuse the situation.
KnYnE: i bought a headlight from you like 30 min ago......
DirtyGerman: OH SHIT
DirtyGerman: hahaha
KnYnE: do you think im some drunk slut on my space?
DirtyGerman: thought u were this one hot ass chick
DirtyGerman:Yeo
DirtyGerman: oh man
9:05 PM
KnYnE: yep
DirtyGerman: ahahaha
DirtyGerman: Holy shit
DirtyGerman: dude
DirtyGerman: your name is smilar
DirtyGerman: oh shit
DirtyGerman: i feel like a dumbshit
DirtyGerman: LMAO
KnYnE: oh dude, this is so going on r3v.
DirtyGerman: Hell no!
KnYnE: riiiiggghhhtttt about now.
The moral of the story... Dirty German loves my cock.
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