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  • dashboardmonkey
    FUCK YOUR WAFFLES
    • Jun 2008
    • 6158
    #91
    I can't eat captain crunch any more. Too many missing teeth.
    -Andy

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      • blunttech
        Forum Sponsor
        • Jul 2004
        • 12850
        #92
        Dont like or know much about Cap'n Crunch but it appears at least 12 of you have been cocksmacked by me at some point
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          • Redfox
            E30 Modder
            • Jan 2011
            • 834
            #93
            Originally posted by blunttech
            Dont like or know much about Cap'n Crunch but it appears at least 12 of you have been cocksmacked by me at some point
            Damn you're good. What was it like. Come sit, tell us.

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              • Pl3wA
                E30 Mastermind
                • Dec 2011
                • 1589
                #94
                but for real. i eat bacon and eggs for breakfast almost every day. on the other days its an omelette with bacon

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                  • e30austin
                    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 15382
                    #95
                    Chuck Norris eats Cap'n Crunch. Like a fucking boss.


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                      • bmwm42
                        R3V OG
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 6300
                        #96
                        Originally posted by der affe
                        It's the stuff that falls out of your mom's panties.

                        ewwwwwwwwww
                        Originally posted by bmwm42
                        PNW vulture pm me for parts
                        Strategic nw e30 command

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                          • Redfox
                            E30 Modder
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 834
                            #97
                            Originally posted by bmwm42
                            ewwwwwwwwww
                            I'm glad I wasn't the only one who caught that, read it, digested it some, threw up a little bit, and then proceeded to die a little bit inside.

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                              • der affe
                                Moderator
                                Technical
                                • Dec 2005
                                • 8452
                                #98
                                Making people die inside. It's what i do.

                                Still not trumping steak and eggs with kids cereal.
                                Last edited by der affe; 01-10-2013, 12:45 AM.
                                seien Sie größer, als Sie erscheinen


                                Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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                                  • slaterd
                                    E30 Mastermind
                                    • Jul 2011
                                    • 1731
                                    #99
                                    Originally posted by F34R
                                    Must be new to the Captain of Crunch.

                                    I let mine set in milk for 3min or so, good after that.
                                    This method has been working flawlessly for me since 4 yo.
                                    Simple formula
                                    Captain Crunch = RocksinmymouthfuckitlookslikeigotpunchedbyRocky
                                    Milk = Liquid
                                    Rice = Captian Crunch
                                    Time
                                    Rice + Liquid = Softening Effects

                                    Time(Milk +Rice(Captian Crunch)) = Amazing Berry Delicious Adventures
                                    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                                    This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                                      • Regnar75
                                        E30 Addict
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 483
                                        #100
                                        Originally posted by Sparkles
                                        Only if you let me use your mom's. Heard she has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
                                        my lady friend here says this quote is from mean girls.....you suck

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                                          • Redfox
                                            E30 Modder
                                            • Jan 2011
                                            • 834
                                            #101
                                            Originally posted by Regnar75
                                            my lady friend here says this quote is from mean girls.....you suck

                                            IT IS! The stupidity of that movie is amazing!

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                                              • Regnar75
                                                E30 Addict
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 483
                                                #102
                                                Originally posted by Sparkles
                                                IT IS! The stupidity of that movie is amazing!
                                                *she said desperately trying to regain respect in the R3V community

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                                                  • Redfox
                                                    E30 Modder
                                                    • Jan 2011
                                                    • 834
                                                    #103
                                                    Originally posted by Regnar75
                                                    *she said desperately trying to regain respect in the R3V community
                                                    On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

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                                                      • Regnar75
                                                        E30 Addict
                                                        • Sep 2011
                                                        • 483
                                                        #104
                                                        Originally posted by Sparkles
                                                        On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

                                                        not helping your case....
                                                        but

                                                        sometimes i set fires to feel joy

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                                                          • imsotyerred
                                                            R3VLimited
                                                            • Oct 2005
                                                            • 2529
                                                            #105
                                                            Originally posted by Sparkles
                                                            IT IS! The stupidity of that movie is amazing!
                                                            FUCK you did NOT just insult Mean Girls...
                                                            BRUTE

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