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    #91
    I can't eat captain crunch any more. Too many missing teeth.
    -Andy

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      #92
      Dont like or know much about Cap'n Crunch but it appears at least 12 of you have been cocksmacked by me at some point
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        #93
        Originally posted by blunttech View Post
        Dont like or know much about Cap'n Crunch but it appears at least 12 of you have been cocksmacked by me at some point
        Damn you're good. What was it like. Come sit, tell us.

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          #94
          but for real. i eat bacon and eggs for breakfast almost every day. on the other days its an omelette with bacon

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            #95
            Chuck Norris eats Cap'n Crunch. Like a fucking boss.
            '72 2002 | '88 M5 | '89 330is | '89 M3 | '95 911 | '02 M5 | '04 RR HSE

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              #96
              Originally posted by der affe View Post
              It's the stuff that falls out of your mom's panties.

              ewwwwwwwwww
              Originally posted by bmwm42
              PNW vulture pm me for parts
              Strategic nw e30 command

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                #97
                Originally posted by bmwm42 View Post
                ewwwwwwwwww
                I'm glad I wasn't the only one who caught that, read it, digested it some, threw up a little bit, and then proceeded to die a little bit inside.

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                  #98
                  Making people die inside. It's what i do.

                  Still not trumping steak and eggs with kids cereal.
                  Last edited by der affe; 01-10-2013, 01:45 AM.
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                    #99
                    Originally posted by F34R View Post
                    Must be new to the Captain of Crunch.

                    I let mine set in milk for 3min or so, good after that.
                    This method has been working flawlessly for me since 4 yo.
                    Simple formula
                    Captain Crunch = RocksinmymouthfuckitlookslikeigotpunchedbyRocky
                    Milk = Liquid
                    Rice = Captian Crunch
                    Time
                    Rice + Liquid = Softening Effects

                    Time(Milk +Rice(Captian Crunch)) = Amazing Berry Delicious Adventures
                    Originally posted by Wh33lhop
                    This is r3v. Check your vaginal sand at the door.

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                      Originally posted by Sparkles View Post
                      Only if you let me use your mom's. Heard she has a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
                      my lady friend here says this quote is from mean girls.....you suck

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                        Originally posted by Regnar75 View Post
                        my lady friend here says this quote is from mean girls.....you suck

                        IT IS! The stupidity of that movie is amazing!

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                          Originally posted by Sparkles View Post
                          IT IS! The stupidity of that movie is amazing!
                          *she said desperately trying to regain respect in the R3V community

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                            Originally posted by Regnar75 View Post
                            *she said desperately trying to regain respect in the R3V community
                            On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

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                              Originally posted by Sparkles View Post
                              On Wednesdays, we wear pink.

                              not helping your case....
                              but

                              sometimes i set fires to feel joy

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                                Originally posted by Sparkles View Post
                                IT IS! The stupidity of that movie is amazing!
                                FUCK you did NOT just insult Mean Girls...
                                BRUTE

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