Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker saves innocent woman from homicidal self proclaimed jesus

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  • downforce22
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2009
    • 3187

    #1

    Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker saves innocent woman from homicidal self proclaimed jesus

    warning NSFW. Enjoy



    SMASH SMASH SA--MASHH!!!
    Last edited by downforce22; 02-06-2013, 03:47 PM.
    318iS Track Rat :nice: www.drive4corners.com
    '86 325iX 3.1 Stroker Turbo '86 S38B36 325

    No one makes this car anymore. The government won't allow them, normal people won't buy them. So it's up to us: the freaks, the weirdos, the informed. To buy them, to appreciate them, and most importantly, to drive them.
  • decay
    R3V Elite
    • Oct 2003
    • 5637

    #2
    yup, that'd be Fresno.
    past:
    1989 325is (learner shitbox)
    1986 325e (turbo dorito)
    1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
    1985 323i baur
    current:
    1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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    • E30_Pare
      R3V OG
      • Oct 2008
      • 7801

      #3
      I can't stand people who speak like that. Makes me feel like I'm un-evolving. Only made it through 1 min

      NEW ERA AUTO GLASS - SFV SOCAL - 818 974-3673
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      • Vedubin01
        R3V Elite
        • Jun 2006
        • 5852

        #4
        sounds like Pauly Shores little brother.
        Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs!

        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

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        • Thizzelle
          R3V Elite
          • Oct 2008
          • 4422

          #5
          couple days late on this one
          "I wanna see da boat movie"
          "I got a tree on my house"

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          • e30jake
            E30 Modder
            • Feb 2012
            • 855

            #6
            Fuck is cool. That guy aint. Shiiit.
            What it feels like owning an e30:

            88 325 S50 swap in progress
            90 325ix

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            • E30SPDFRK
              Moderator
              • Jul 2007
              • 5689

              #7
              That guy is the man. Knows the right thing to do and isn't afraid to do it.

              Kai for president
              Byron
              Leichtbau

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              • Pac1373
                E30 Mastermind
                • Feb 2008
                • 1746

                #8
                I M pretty sure kay eh eye, has drug induced retardation. I fucking lost 4 IQ points just listening to him speak.

                Good thing he was hitchiking tho' cuz there would have been hella mad murders if he weren't tho'

                Lol
                Originally Posted by ACMF74
                i clicked on this cuz i saw p3nis

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                • slammin.e28
                  שמע ישראל
                  • May 2010
                  • 12054

                  #9
                  Thread title looked like one of those spam bots.

                  Opened thread....not really anything different from one of those spam bots.
                  1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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                  • Xat1cZ
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 2020

                    #10
                    ..greatest...story teller......ever....


                    He reminds me of Jay as in "Jay and Silent Bob"
                    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)Be Afraid Of The Future

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                    • LSM3
                      Grease Monkey
                      • May 2012
                      • 340

                      #11
                      Its funny how people talk shit about this guy but if they were in the same scenario they would probably would not do a damn thing. This guy is a hero. The world would be a better place if people had his courage. More people are worried about how other people speak, sound, look instead of what really matters.

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                      • evandael
                        R3VLimited
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 2881

                        #12
                        i love how that whole scenario didn't even phase him, instead he gives a shout out to anyone with the surfboard he wants to ride next :rofl:


                        i wouldn't have been able to do what he did and act like he acted after an encounter like that.

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                        • Holland
                          R3V OG
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 7176

                          #13
                          Originally posted by E30SPDFRK
                          That guy is the man. Knows the right thing to do and isn't afraid to do it.

                          Kai for president
                          1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                          Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                          You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                          • e30vert
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Jan 2005
                            • 1789

                            #14
                            It used to be that you had to play things backwards to try and find the hidden messages. I am pretty sure you can play what Kai says forward and hear them. He admitted that if the guy was Jesus then he was the anti-christ so I think that explains it.

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                            • Stanley Rockafella
                              R3V Elite
                              • Aug 2011
                              • 4056

                              #15
                              Originally posted by E30SPDFRK
                              Kai for president
                              I'd bet he gets a lot more positive attention from this
                              If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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