Since we're all mostly guys, lets talk about our b@lls

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  • Mr. Burns
    No R3VLimiter
    • Aug 2011
    • 3516

    #31
    Dbl
    Originally posted by flyboyx
    i have watched my dog lick himself off a few times

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    • M42Power
      E30 Addict
      • Dec 2009
      • 519

      #32
      Originally posted by kendogg
      Don't know, but the E90 wasn't designed from the ground-up intending to be a racecar like the E30 was.
      OG RACECAR

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      • DaveNorCal
        Grease Monkey
        • Jun 2012
        • 335

        #33
        I've had it a couple of times. On both occasions it cleared up relatively quickly (much better in a week, pain free in two) on just oral antibiotics. Hang in there.
        1990 Alpine 325iC.

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        • CrusherCurtis
          R3VLimited
          • Mar 2010
          • 2532

          #34
          Was shaving and dropped schlong on clippers, just this morning. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy
          I want a nice set of smoked MHW's (I know, get it line)
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          • pharow
            E30 Enthusiast
            • Jul 2010
            • 1021

            #35
            I haven't had that, but I just had the big snip done. And Let me tell you... That is not a great feeling either.
            '02 Outback wagon
            '87 325is 5sp
            '93 Kawasaki ZR1100

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            • blunttech
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              • Jul 2004
              • 12850

              #36
              Originally posted by E30 Wagen
              I've had two surgeries for a stage 3 varicocele... Kinda ruined my 20s so far.
              Dude I had this too... No party. Worst recovery pain Ive ever had. Its a shame Mr Burns, you and I arent closer. We could get together and commiserate about our ballbags and maybe grope each other a bit just to feel better.
              Im thinking of your Balls Mr Burns
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              • DIIRTY-30
                E30 Mastermind
                • Dec 2011
                • 1665

                #37
                Is there a way to prevent/avoid this? From your research Mr Burns, or anyone else whose dealt with it?


                BLUE NOSE - M62 SWAP

                THE E30 + 1 BUILD

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                • blunttech
                  Forum Sponsor
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 12850

                  #38
                  Originally posted by DIIRTY-30
                  Is there a way to prevent/avoid this? From your research Mr Burns, or anyone else whose dealt with it?
                  Im no doctor but I suspect plenty of oral sex would help.

                  I once asked my doctor to write a prescription for blowjobs 3x a week
                  He laughed but wouldnt put his name on the actual prescription
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                  • z6ne
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 758

                    #39
                    Originally posted by blunttech
                    Im no doctor but I suspect plenty of oral sex would help.

                    I once asked my doctor to write a prescription for blowjobs 3x a week
                    He laughed but wouldnt put his name on the actual prescription
                    God that would've been the best doctor in existence if he'd done it
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                    • blunttech
                      Forum Sponsor
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 12850

                      #40
                      Originally posted by z6ne
                      God that would've been the best doctor in existence if he'd done it
                      Oh he did it he just didnt sign it.
                      It was ruled invalid by my wife for lack of sig,. But FredK didnt care there was no signature so it was a win after all
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                      • xAZxE30x
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 1238

                        #41
                        ouch :( I knew a few guys in highschool who went through this.. one was how yours started and one came from being kicked in the nuts. One guy used a wheel chair for months

                        get well soon!
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                        • DIIRTY-30
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Dec 2011
                          • 1665

                          #42
                          Originally posted by blunttech
                          Oh he did it he just didnt sign it.
                          It was ruled invalid by my wife for lack of sig,. But FredK didnt care there was no signature so it was a win after all

                          Should have forged it! C'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnn its only a federal violation.


                          BLUE NOSE - M62 SWAP

                          THE E30 + 1 BUILD

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                          • Steven
                            Forum Sponsor
                            • Dec 2012
                            • 2305

                            #43
                            Originally posted by z6ne
                            The power went out in my house when I was pooping and I was lighting matches to find my TP, and then blowing out the flame and putting the matches in the toilet, and I totally burnt my left nut.
                            One of the funniest things I've read in a while. I was rolling laughing.

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                            • mcr_driver
                              R3V Elite
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 4491

                              #44
                              By far the scariest thread I've ever read...I fear for my guys now and I feel your pain for those who've had this dibiliating problem. We should do a walk or some sort of fund raiser for you guys. Anyone think of a catchy name?

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                              • Fusion
                                No R3VLimiter
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 3658

                                #45
                                Million Nad March
                                The Sackvation Army
                                British Scrotum Foundation
                                Ballsacks Without Borders

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