I am a Troll, and this is my Thread

[E30_Pare]

I can dress well when I need to, but most of the time I like being a comfortable ass slob. Just hate situations when you wished you were better dressed & not looking like a hobo



Biggest problem for a group of guys is NOT to dress alike. haha

[camip]

If I usually go out to a social function I dress different in some way then I predict the other guys will. It's a good thing to stand out and a unique article of clothing will always grab a girls attention and she will probably ask you about it. The other night I went out to a house party. They guys my age are all in Jordan's and black tall tees or ghetto style button ups. I rolled up in a bow tie and suede shoes. And guess who stood out and talked to every girl that night.

[flyboyx]

That is not even close to lame. My mother taught me how to knit, and you have no idea how many women LOVE it. I went to buy yarn and got a number because she wanted to know why I was buying it. I also get asked where my hats come from and what store sells them. Women are shocked and love that I make my own knitted hats. Plus it is really fun to make something and wear it. I am working on my sewing now, it is just hard finding a woman that is wide in the shoulders for my suit.

Just because what today thinks does not take away from the skill. IMO it is better to find a common ground with women and their hobbies. If you like to knit, pottery, draw, cooking etc I suggest taking a local class or finding a group to join. Ever hear of ASL(American Sign Language)? Women LOVE it!!! I took a few classes just to meet women. Turns out I am not bad at it, and it is cool to learn how hearing impaired communicate.

pics of said hats or it didn't happen!

[Holland]

Men think it is dumb to be into fashion and look good. Trust me...basketball shorts and a baggy shirt is not a woman's delight!

I took my Sister shopping and we went into a leather bag shop. One of the women kept eyeing me, I was unsure but she came up and asked me where I got my TOMS. The woven burlap edition ones. She was just excited and said she wished she was single. Asked me how I got into dressing and said she hated how her BF looks like a slob.

Women notice our outfits, and if we dress like we do not care they will know it! But I do not buy nice things to impress women, it is just fun to be dapper. I believe it is something as men have lost touch with. Not all of course, but I have said it before. Women love a man in a nice fitting suit.

But it is so hard knowing how to dress and what to match...stop searching porn fellas ;)

I completely agree with this. Working on redesigning my wardrobe, once my job takes off I will definitely be getting new clothes. I don't dress ghetto, but my stuff is too casual.

[slammin.e28]

I'm a flip flops and shirts kinda guy. I may slam on a collared shit for "occasions" but I'm hard to get to wear a tie....and when I do I have a kickass tie with Elmo dancing across it.

Then again I'm in a very committed relationship and don't give a fuck what I look like when I go to ACE for some hardware because I'm not looking to pick up the chick at the counter.

Money for clothes could be money for cars. I generally don't buy clothes until all of my shirts have oil stains.

[Roysneon]

I just feel like every time I go up to a girl and randomly say "Hi, my name is Roy, how are you?" That they'll just bitch out/be weirded out by this guy randomly talking to them. I know, who cares, right?

[slammin.e28]

I just feel like every time I go up to a girl and randomly say "Hi, my name is Roy, how are you?" That they'll just bitch out/be weirded out by this guy randomly talking to them. I know, who cares, right?

You need more than three letters in the name you tell them you go by.

3 letter names automatically get written off as a creeper.

[Roysneon]

I'm always being asked what my "real name" is like Roy is short for something. Nope, that's just my name. I'm gonna start telling people my full name is Royal or something. Or Royale and tell them I have euoropean routes. That will drive all the bishes crazy.

[E30_Pare]

I'm always being asked what my "real name" is like Roy is short for something. Nope, that's just my name. I'm gonna start telling people my full name is Royal or something. Or Royale and tell them I have euoropean routes. That will drive all the bishes crazy.

Coincidence?

[cmcgrogan]

Coincidence?

incepetion

[flyboyx]

I just feel like every time I go up to a girl and randomly say "Hi, my name is Roy, how are you?" That they'll just bitch out/be weirded out by this guy randomly talking to them. I know, who cares, right?

ok, since my skillz are not being used anymore, i thought i would pass them on to you young guys.

here is what worked for me: think of something to compliment the girl about. pretty hair, pretty eyes, pretty smile, nice shoes..... my favorites are the smile and shoes. even if nothing about her stands out, say it anyway and sound genuine. you are just trying to get her attention and get her to notice you.

when i was looking to meet a girl, i would usually open with something like that followed my some random questions that are not too personal. (where are you from, where did you go to school, what do you do for a living? sort of stuff) if the girl responds with simple yes/no type answers and offers nothing else, she is either shy or more likely not interested. if you get this response,stop wasting time with that girl and find another one to talk to. if she responds by asking questions about you, she is interested in you and you can casually take it from there(as long as she doesn't sound like a lunatic or stage 5 klinger). learn to pay attention to and read a girl's body language. this keeps you from wasting time on a chick that isn't into you.

(something else to keep in mind: there are a lot of stunningly beautiful women out there that are single. just because she seems untouchable to you doesn't mean she is dating brad pitt. most women i know who are that pretty have lots of trouble getting decent guys to come up and talk to them. most don't have to confidence to do it. usually they get drunk assholes and lechers hitting on them.)

once you do get a girl's attention, this is not the time to tell her you are on the national sex offender register or into scat sex and anal plugs. keep conversation casual for a while until you build up some trust. smile at her once in a while in a way that says "i kind of like you" without actually coming out and saying it, act genuine(meant to be read: be genuine), you can say a lot with your facial expressions and body language to let her know you are interested in her without coming across like a child molester. just takes a little practice. you can ask for her phone number but i usually just offered mine. if she offers hers in return you are golden my boy.

what is so ingenious about this is that you never put yourself "out on a limb" this way. you are never really in a position to have your ego smashed. believe it or not, it isn't necessary to go up to some chick and say something stupid and lame like, "hi, i'm willie. you are really beautiful, will you go out with me?"

with some practice, you can just sort of fade in and test the waters and fade back out if they are cold. after you start seeing success this way, you will start building confidence in yourself. women can smell a man's confidence from the other side of the room.. that is generally more attractive to them than looks or a buff build.


my friend that i mentioned a few entries above is maybe 5'8" or 5'9". probably around 200lbs. in spite of this, he exudes confidence from his ears to his asshole. he doesn't give a damn what women think of him and he has no problem throwing throwing shit against a wall to see what sticks. he can be a total asshole to women and they seem to love him for it for some reason. his pickup tactic is that he likes to "neg" them in a playful joking way. somehow he does this in such a way that it throws them off balance just a little bit and endears him to them all at the same time.

works great for him but he isn't looking for a relationship. i don't condone this and it was never my method. i was always really nice to the women i met and generally treated them the way i wanted them to treat me. don' be a spineless doormat though. no decent woman wants that. i think in life and relationships you generally get back what you give. it just depends on what you want. figure that out and go from there.


the hardest part for most people is simply breaking the ice. internet dating gets you past all that because you get to see each other's photo beforehand and everyone that participates on a dating web site is looking for someone. there are a shit load of lying psychotic dirt hoes on the net. you will have to waste some time sitting across the table from a few of them. after a while, you can see the signs and avoid most of those types.


once you get a fist date lined up with a chick, you have lots of options. if you have nice friends, invite her to come along when you are all hanging out. very low pressure with this. if it turns out that something one on one is going to work best for the situation at hand, do NOT take her to dinner or a movie. if it doesn't work out, you are probably going to be stuck with that bitch for 2 hours and could be into a wasted date for 100 bucks.

take her to coffee. probably 20 bucks max. let her do most of the talking. don't be that asshole that spends the entire fist date talking/bragging about yourself. don't volunteer a lot of info about yourself. she will ask you if she is interested and you can then answer in an honest genuine way. listen to what she says and don't interrupt her when she is talking. if the date goes well, make sure that you insist on paying on that first date and at least a few later ones. if i dated a chick that insists on paying half the bill, i always said that i don't do dutch. if its that important to her, i would say she can get the next one. (this sets you up for a second date).

at the beginning of the first date, i always would always preface by saying that i have plans later at a certain time so it will have a finite ending if it isn't going well. if it does go well, i would make a phone call or send a text to one of my buddies to cancel my "just in case" plans. it actually means a lot to a girl that she is important enough that you are willing to cancel your plans with your friends.

assuming coffee went well, a museum is a great choice of venue. parks are good, the beach etc. find a common ground during that date and consider doing that activity. i once took a girl kayaking after that first coffee date. we spent the entire day together and i made her breakfast after we got up the next day. we dated for a couple months until i left for a job in the pacific. i always used to wish that we had more time to let a relationship develop with that one.

[Mr. Tasty]

this thread... lolz

[E30 Wagen]

ok, since my skillz are not being used anymore, i thought i would pass them on to you young guys.

*snip

So basically be a lying playa. I can't believe girls fall for that shit. Once your game runs out, they get bored with you and go fuck some other guy who comes along with the same goddamn act.

[E30_Pare]

There's always



Playa playa

[flyboyx]

So basically be a lying playa. I can't believe girls fall for that shit. Once your game runs out, they get bored with you and go fuck some other guy who comes along with the same goddamn act.

jesus, dude! that doesn't even make any sense. you should probably read what i actually wrote. apparently, there are too many words there for your education level. there is nothing there about lying to women as you wouldn't know because you can't or didn't take the time to read. i am simply talking about meeting them and finding a way to engage them in a reasonable conversation and transitioning to the first date.

i used words like "genuine" and "trust", treating a woman the way one would like to be treated in return. i further go on to talk about listening to what the lady has to say.

no offense, but whatever that comment you posted above is suppose to be, it comes across as complete idiocy. you have a pretty good university in your neck of the woods. maybe you should take some classes in reading comprehension?

lots of men have trouble finding a way to meet women. just trying to help a brotha along. with the right approach, attitude and confidence level it is easy. i am not talking about one eyed beaver spear skillz. i am talking about meeting chick skillz. you can choose to use my advice or not. just remember that it won't do you any good if you can't comprehend it.