I am a Troll, and this is my Thread

[Holland]

Mo. ther. fu. cker. This dickhead I work with keeps getting deals with super cute women lately. Works a deal with this really hot tatted chick. I tell him, he can have the deal, I just want her number. He says basically she's invited him to concerts, and probably in her pants too. All while making a profit off of her. Son. of. a bitch.

I could really use a drink about now...

[LJ851]

Women like dickheads.

That said, the females coming to your work are working the deal just as hard as your co worker. She is going to lead the salesperson on just enough to get a good deal and probably picked your coworker because she thought she could manipulate him.


Holland, stop worrying about what is happening to other people around you, Be your own man.

[Roysneon]

Get out and do the things you like to do, meet people. Get yourself RIGHT. If you are fucked up you will attract the same people, you don't want that. If you keep meeting shitty people and you are a decent person, don't sink to their level, you will just become bitter and jaded.
Put yourself in with good people and you will meet the same. Don't fall into the same trap I did

I read this and then while I was out having a smoke at work I really thought about it. I decided that I have to stop thinking about getting a date, meeting a girl, etc. all the time and just do me. I need to get my shit together and put some money together and buy my own place, get one of my cars actually put together and or sell one, worry about me for a while. I know my last relationship ended because I was spending too much time doing my own thing, but I was also focusing on things that weren't important like fucking around on the internet and bs like that. I miss my ex a lot and shit still hurts but I gotta get myself to where I'm satisfied with life alone, I think.

[Northern]

I read this and then while I was out having a smoke at work I really thought about it. I decided that I have to stop thinking about getting a date, meeting a girl, etc. all the time and just do me. I need to get my shit together and put some money together and buy my own place, get one of my cars actually put together and or sell one, worry about me for a while. I know my last relationship ended because I was spending too much time doing my own thing, but I was also focusing on things that weren't important like fucking around on the internet and bs like that. I miss my ex a lot and shit still hurts but I gotta get myself to where I'm satisfied with life alone, I think.

I definitely am fucking the dog (relationship wise) by being on the internet too much. I think I'm the opposite of you, because I always feel like I should work on my car and do my own thing, but then I never do. I either feel bad about working too much, not being around her when we are together, or just using her as an excuse to be lazy and sit on my ass.

Once I stopped the sad feels about my Ex leaving me, I went into the "fuck everything you can phase" which turned out bad. I turned off a friend who I genuinely liked, by going after her easy roommate, and a bunch of other similar shit. I now wish I would've just enjoyed doing manly shit instead for a year or more, because now I can't. I definitely recommend not doing what I did.

[I] don't give a fuck what I look like when I go to ACE for some hardware because I'm not looking to pick up the chick at the counter.

This. I used to care and dress half-decently, but now not a fuck is given unless I'm getting drunk or having friends over. I just wear work shirts and dirty shorts most of the time looking like a greasy bastard.

Women like dickheads.

One of 3 things I will give terrible advice on is that. I don't understand or care why this is true, but it is. Its always the girls you want to leave you alone and leave that you partially ignore or make fun of that seem the most interested.

Another thing is that women always come out of the woodwork when you're in a relationship. I've had more women come out and tell me they were into me while I was with my Ex, than I have over the rest of my life. It makes no sense, and if I were smart I would've dumped the whore then.

Last, is my patented reverse relationship technique. Women always go into a relationship seeming sane and normal, then slowly release the crazy on you until you either deal with it or leave. I never said a word about cars until I moved in with my girlfriend, then 3 E30s, a parts hauler, and a garage full of tools and shit appeared. When she's drunk with friends, she sometimes talks about how I managed to sneak all this car shit into her life.



And finally a shoutout to the guy who talked about king of donair. Best drunk food ever.