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Okcupid.com. its free. I met a bunch of women on that site, ended up sleeping with all of them first date. Ended up dating 2 hot and normal chicks from the bunch. Put up a nice genuine profile and spend the time chatting and messaging. Put in the pre-work. Most of the guys on there are just like 'hey want to bang' which doesnt work.
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Did you go to college Holland? And where do you work? Those are the two best places to meet women I think.Leave a comment:
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yea I hear ya...so I do stuff by myself. And I dont drink so bars are a waste of time. Found a chick on plenty of fish and hanging with her for a bit right now.Leave a comment:
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plentyoffish.com?
I think its cool to be able to do whatever you feel like. All my friends are married and they cant even chill out or do anything spontaneous without discussing it first.Leave a comment:
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I Have a Troll His or her name is Bob. I say him or her because It has no Features of either sex. Ive had bob since i was 4 :) Bob is currently packed in a box with Euro plates and Signed Baseballs.Leave a comment:
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Try Express.Leave a comment:
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Don't listen to that shit unless all you care about is waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles. Pu$$yoy! time to stop spanking to the porn sites and get out there! maybe give internet dating a try. i'm sure you will have an alcoholic beverage with lots of frogs before the princess comes along but at least you will be getting some player skillz practice. one of my buddies uses 3 or 4 of these sites and he shags about 2 or 3 women a week. i think he has stock in trojan. he is no brad pitt by any means. he's not too tall and a little overweight. what he has going for him is that he is unabashedly fearless in front of women and doesn't care about making an ass of himself or getting shot down. most of the women he dates are pretty hot. some are dumb, some are not. none of them i have seen him with are porkers. not condoning that craziness but at least its better than sitting around schwanking at home.
he was once telling me about a web site called something like "copy paste bang" i don't know and didn't bother to look and see if it is still up. if it is, i think it will get you pointed in the right direction.
you can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.
good luck young skywalker. may the force be with you.
You are a very good looking guy. Sleeping with a bunch of random bitches isn't going to give you any fulfillment by any means. Just a place to dump the man jam. Herpes and kids with random whores are always the risks. "I'm on the pill!" Don't ever believe that. "I'm not fertile!" don't believe that. Condom breaks, then your seed swims their way into the gates of hell.Leave a comment:
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I've been looking into the whole dating site thing, not sure which site would be the best.oy! time to stop spanking to the porn sites and get out there! maybe give internet dating a try. i'm sure you will have an alcoholic beverage with lots of frogs before the princess comes along but at least you will be getting some player skillz practice. one of my buddies uses 3 or 4 of these sites and he shags about 2 or 3 women a week. i think he has stock in trojan. he is no brad pitt by any means. he's not too tall and a little overweight. what he has going for him is that he is unabashedly fearless in front of women and doesn't care about making an ass of himself or getting shot down. most of the women he dates are pretty hot. some are dumb, some are not. none of them i have seen him with are porkers. not condoning that craziness but at least its better than sitting around schwanking at home.
he was once telling me about a web site called something like "copy paste bang" i don't know and didn't bother to look and see if it is still up. if it is, i think it will get you pointed in the right direction.
you can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.
good luck young skywalker. may the force be with you.
Just got a new job so finally I will be making some income. Just found out I'm nowhere obese enough for my job either. Dress slacks are impossible to find in a 28 waist, lol.Leave a comment:

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