I am a Troll, and this is my Thread

[Exodus_2pt0]

Just checking in to report I got laid this afternoon. Didn't even have to leave the room.

So yea, marriage has it's perks too.

[flyboyx]

Haven't been laid, or had any interaction with a woman since my ex broke up with me over a year ago.

oy! time to stop spanking to the porn sites and get out there! maybe give internet dating a try. i'm sure you will have an alcoholic beverage with lots of frogs before the princess comes along but at least you will be getting some player skillz practice. one of my buddies uses 3 or 4 of these sites and he shags about 2 or 3 women a week. i think he has stock in trojan. he is no brad pitt by any means. he's not too tall and a little overweight. what he has going for him is that he is unabashedly fearless in front of women and doesn't care about making an ass of himself or getting shot down. most of the women he dates are pretty hot. some are dumb, some are not. none of them i have seen him with are porkers. not condoning that craziness but at least its better than sitting around schwanking at home.

he was once telling me about a web site called something like "copy paste bang" i don't know and didn't bother to look and see if it is still up. if it is, i think it will get you pointed in the right direction.


you can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.

good luck young skywalker. may the force be with you.

[Exodus_2pt0]

That blows. Feels like 6 years wasted?

Shouldn't ever feel like 6 years wasted if you stayed together for 6 years. Look at it as a chapter of your life. No need to have any hard feelings because a relationship ended.

If you DO feel like you wasted 6 years, then you shouldn't have spent that much time. I wasted 2 years on a girl, and learned that lesson the hard way. If it's not a good relationship, don't spend time on it!

Now get out there and start pluggin'!

Which reminds me of a friend of mine. The moment a girl yells at him, he breaks it off. A little harsh, but he is one of the happiest people I know. Granted, he does spend all of his free time at the bar.

[Holland]

My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me like 3 weeks ago #onthemend

That blows. Feels like 6 years wasted?

Haven't been laid, or had any interaction with a woman since my ex broke up with me over a year ago.

[lylefk]

Are you offering to hook him up?

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[Roysneon]

My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me like 3 weeks ago #onthemend

[Holland]

For the love of god this. Quit complaining and enjoy your life. If you're out looking for that special girl stop it, they'll find you.

I'm just trying to get laid my good sir.

[flyboyx]

i banged the heck out of my wife last night(this morning too). it was fun....that is all.

I went out last night. There were girls. I even tried to talk to one of them.

epic win!


man, you guys have some pretty ladies up there in halifax. i love hanging out at those down town clubs when i am in town.

unrelated, but... king of donair.....can't get that shit down here.

[Nick_S]

The single life has many perks, enjoy it while you can!

For the love of god this. Quit complaining and enjoy your life. If you're out looking for that special girl stop it, they'll find you.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Common guys, you're all driving BMW's. That alone does the hard work for you!

Seriously though, I used to have hard time talking to girls, then my balls dropped...... Now I married and having a kid. No longer allowed to go out for midnight drives without first requesting a leave of absence and fuel usage.

The single life has many perks, enjoy it while you can!

[Kershaw]

I went out last night. There were girls. I even tried to talk to one of them.

whoa, slow down there tiger.

are you trying to make all of us feel bad?

[acolella76]

Had people over last night. There were girls. Good times were had.

[Holland]

I went out last night. There were girls. I even tried to talk to one of them.

Win.

[Roysneon]

I went out last night. There were girls. I even tried to talk to one of them.

[acolella76]

Whats going on in here