Ever been 'The other guy'?

[ST1G]

In no way did I attack scholarly merits, so idk what your point was? but if you reaaalllly want to get into that then I laugh at the use of the ACT to measure someones intelligence. Come on.. tell me she went to law school or something.

second, I understand they pick based on talent and genetics doesnt favor talent + looks. That same girl told me when we talked about the type of chicks that were chosen, "you can hide enough ugly with enough make up "...referring to the fact that you cant BS talent.

and I didnt see the link from earlier pages. My bad. Still very much props to you ... a D team dancer is still a whole lot better than my D list selection lol

Its its a horrible measure, thats why they use it.

Regardless. I look like Chris Farley so......

[joncrz]

Its its a horrible measure, thats why they use it.

Regardless. I look like Chris Farley so......

There are only two times in my life I ever said this to... my martial arts coach and you ...


show me your ways, I will be best grasshopper.

[Deltron Dirty30]

When I was 20, I picked up on a 30yr old cougar, I invited her out and she was game.

We go out to a local club, dance and BS most of the night (I couldn't drink legally, so I suggested to go back to my place and drink there) the cougar agrees, we go back to my place (I was single and lived on my own) we drank, fucked like hermits and knock out for about 2 hrs.

Her beeper starts blowing up around 4:30am and we wake up, she turns to me in a buzzing daze and says "I gotta go home, my husband is not gonna be happy about this but I'll be ok., see you soon"

My mouth dropped and I was like, WTF just happened?..........

In any case, about 2 weeks later she invites me to lunch to discuss the situation. I didn't want to hear it but I was kinda of pist off about it and still went on.

I wait for her staff to leave the office and waited patiently like a good little boy for her.
Once we were all alone, I went inside her office, we got a little hot and bothered and she goes to town on me, planting her two lips on my cock. I got a great BJ from her, finished in her mouth out of spite (for not letting me know she was married, before hooking up) and asked her not to call me any more.

Felt good to have that "fuck you whore" power but, I wish I never got it on with her while married.

god damn it what a great story. I want to hook up with Milf/cougar. Any tips?

[ST1G]

There are only two times in my life I ever said this to... my martial arts coach and you ...


show me your ways, I will be best grasshopper.

[gtdragon980]

god damn it what a great story. I want to hook up with Milf/cougar. Any tips?

meee toooo.....:roll:

[matthugie]

god damn it what a great story. I want to hook up with Milf/cougar. Any tips?

Got any tips?

[IRON-E]

god damn it what a great story. I want to hook up with Milf/cougar. Any tips?

meee toooo.....:roll:

Got any tips?

Not really, I just know how to act around women., it's a gift I got from my Pops. ;)

[Deltron Dirty30]

Not really, I just know how to act around women., it's a gift I got from my Pops. ;)

thats a doo doo reply man. i know how to act around women as well... well not older women. like what should i talk about? duran duran or something?

i feel like my autism will flare up if i go try and hit on a cougar without a plan. i can do that with girls my age because its what I am used to.

[Cletonius]

thats a doo doo reply man. i know how to act around women as well... well not older women. like what should i talk about? duran duran or something?

i feel like my autism will flare up if i go try and hit on a cougar without a plan. i can do that with girls my age because its what I am used to.

Duran Duran will help your game for sure. Make a mix tape with some Phil Collins to really seal the deal.

Cougars on the prowl like it when you're direct. Just grab a handful and tell her her clothes would look good on a cheap motel room floor. She'll be all yours in notime.

[Exodus_2pt0]

Duran Duran will help your game for sure. Make a mix tape with some Phil Collins to really seal the deal.

Cougars on the prowl like it when you're direct. Just grab a handful and tell her her clothes would look good on a cheap motel room floor. She'll be all yours in notime.

I'm not one for putting quotes in sigs.... but damn.

[Cletonius]

I'm not one for putting quotes in sigs.... but damn.

LOL glad you enjoyed

[kickinindian]

Cougars.... Say they look younger than they are
2 listen to them (do that with any woman dumb shit....)
3 say they look young
4 whatever they say their husbands are not giving them do that x10 and profit.

I haven't personally tamed a large feline (since I'm happily engaged) but I do work at a casino and people watch alot and it's always some younger dude who listens and gives them attention.

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[QUKBMER]

My wife was dating this guy when i first met her,she dumped his ass the first night we went out together wasnt even a date though(bunch of people from work gtg at a bar).We have been together since for the last 8 years,married for 5 years. Its been such a blessing being together with her !!!!! You just never know when its going to happen bro.;)

[IRON-E]

But you didn't know about the other dude, till after the company GTG, or did you?

[QUKBMER]

But you didn't know about the other dude, till after the company GTG, or did you?

Did i know she was with somebody else at the time? YES I DID KNOW.