A small army of octopi that is!
I have a pretty ladyfriend who hand makes childrens toys, potscrubbers, and other random things. Being how awesome R3v is, especially with community support and buying from people instead of stores, I said "The people of R3v might love this. Worth a shot!"
So, after I said this, she kind of looked at me while laying next to me in bed. Said "We'll see how many the store has sold", and BAM! Next thing I knew there's a bunch of cute little octopi dumped in my lap after she promptly got off of it. So here I am R3v, offering wee little tiny cute little octopi for all of you. Various colors, some with glued on eyes, some with threaded eyes (If kids are getting it, you don't want small parts now do you?)
Use them to hang off your car mirror!
Give them as a cell phone charm to your favorite Japanese girl (She love you long time)
Drop a couple off your tow hook like squidsticles for the dori dori!
Hang it off your dogs collar after they poop in the kitchen. The cephalopod of shame is not afraid to punish while wearing a smile!
Put it in a spud gun and shoot it at your favorite neighbor! Laughs will ensue!
I claim no liability to this statement. What you shoot these at are are not my responsibility, and will more than likely seriously injure someone. Please use spud guns responsibly!
Enjoy giving gifts to ladies? Tell them "I saw this and thought of you, wanna bang?" And it's a surefire way to possibly getting yourself some poon.
The possibilities are endless!
How big are they you ask? About as big as your manly man hands can throw a 2 metric tonne rock! You guessed it, exactly the size of a red potato!
Now I bet your wondering. "How much are these omnipotent beings of awesomeness and gallantry?" Well, they aren't a million dollars, even though they're worth every penny. Nope, they're $5 each plus $2.10 shipping! International? No problem. We'll talk!
Cute christmas gift idea. Hang them on the tree!
Want to overthrow and take command of the Principality of Sealand? These guys will help!
Have a friend into anime? Throw a octopus at them screaming "TENTACLE PORN!"
Want multiple? 2 or more gets free shipping! (Again, international? We'll talk!)
Various colors. Various styles. No single one like the other. Unique, well made, and something I'll bet my britches you'll someday throw at someone. (If my secret santa wants one. I'll happily oblige, buuuuttt, you have to say so in here, IF it's you. Which I don't know yet) If you don't, you won't get one. Ha, suck it Trebek.
Have 25 right now. PM me if you want one! Here's some pictures. I have a gallery of each one that I can send if you like to choose which one you want. I'll also happily throw a random one in if you want too. I'm easier than Courtney Love.
I have a pretty ladyfriend who hand makes childrens toys, potscrubbers, and other random things. Being how awesome R3v is, especially with community support and buying from people instead of stores, I said "The people of R3v might love this. Worth a shot!"
So, after I said this, she kind of looked at me while laying next to me in bed. Said "We'll see how many the store has sold", and BAM! Next thing I knew there's a bunch of cute little octopi dumped in my lap after she promptly got off of it. So here I am R3v, offering wee little tiny cute little octopi for all of you. Various colors, some with glued on eyes, some with threaded eyes (If kids are getting it, you don't want small parts now do you?)
Use them to hang off your car mirror!
Give them as a cell phone charm to your favorite Japanese girl (She love you long time)
Drop a couple off your tow hook like squidsticles for the dori dori!
Hang it off your dogs collar after they poop in the kitchen. The cephalopod of shame is not afraid to punish while wearing a smile!
Put it in a spud gun and shoot it at your favorite neighbor! Laughs will ensue!
I claim no liability to this statement. What you shoot these at are are not my responsibility, and will more than likely seriously injure someone. Please use spud guns responsibly!
Enjoy giving gifts to ladies? Tell them "I saw this and thought of you, wanna bang?" And it's a surefire way to possibly getting yourself some poon.
The possibilities are endless!
How big are they you ask? About as big as your manly man hands can throw a 2 metric tonne rock! You guessed it, exactly the size of a red potato!
Now I bet your wondering. "How much are these omnipotent beings of awesomeness and gallantry?" Well, they aren't a million dollars, even though they're worth every penny. Nope, they're $5 each plus $2.10 shipping! International? No problem. We'll talk!
Cute christmas gift idea. Hang them on the tree!
Want to overthrow and take command of the Principality of Sealand? These guys will help!
Have a friend into anime? Throw a octopus at them screaming "TENTACLE PORN!"
Want multiple? 2 or more gets free shipping! (Again, international? We'll talk!)
Various colors. Various styles. No single one like the other. Unique, well made, and something I'll bet my britches you'll someday throw at someone. (If my secret santa wants one. I'll happily oblige, buuuuttt, you have to say so in here, IF it's you. Which I don't know yet) If you don't, you won't get one. Ha, suck it Trebek.
Have 25 right now. PM me if you want one! Here's some pictures. I have a gallery of each one that I can send if you like to choose which one you want. I'll also happily throw a random one in if you want too. I'm easier than Courtney Love.
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