My wife has something lodged in her belly. [B]AGAIN!!!!![/B]

[Exodus_2pt0]

Update!

Well, I've kept quiet about this for 9 months now, but my wife is now 38 weeks along with out second! Pretty stoked! Will bump this thread again when we head to the hospital.




Our first born is now almost a week past its well done date...

She really wants a natural birth, but if this bundle of joy doesn't get the vacate her uterus by the 13th, we'll be forced to start the eviction process.

We've tried sex... I give her all I got weekend when I come home, but all that does is trigger 5 hours of intense false labor pains which then subside. Spent the night at the hospital last weekend because of it. She got to 3cm and stopped.

She bounces on an excersize ball in her free time and has become one of the gang at the senior citizens morning mall walks.

Spicy food? Check, she's a vegetarian who just ate 13 Asian zing boneless wings tonight as an act of total desparation.

Any and all help is appreciated. Please keep in mind though, we prefer to serve this warrant alive.


Introducing Eden Elisabeth Brown, 12/10/13 at 10:46pm.

[Exodus_2pt0]

I invoke the power of R3V to help resolve this matter.

[Mr. Tasty]

Spicy food? Check, she's a vegetarian who just ate 13 Asian zing boneless wings tonight as an act of total desparation.

An

should have done that yesterday, 50% on boneless thursdays

[Exodus_2pt0]

should have done that yesterday, 50% on boneless thursdays

Were off to a strong start here. Gave my wife a good laugh, which she needs right now. Keep em coming.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Rub three fingers up from the medial malleolus on the inside of the right ankle.





When it works, you are naming your baby Farbin, deal?

[Dj Buttchug]

[Exodus_2pt0]

Rub three fingers up from the medial malleolus on the inside of the right ankle.





When it works, you are naming your baby Farbin, deal?

On it.

[Dj Buttchug]

i google searched induce labor... this is what I got.

stay safe OP

[Farbin Kaiber]

On it.

But do we have a deal?

[Mr. Tasty]

i google searched induce labor... this is what I got.

stay safe OP

[Exodus_2pt0]

But do we have a deal?

Gotta check with the Warden.... I'll do my best.

[ST1G]

Our first born is now almost a week past its well done date...

She really wants a natural birth, but if this bundle of joy doesn't get the vacate her uterus by the 13th, we'll be forced to start the eviction process.

We've tried sex... I give her all I got weekend when I come home, but all that does is trigger 5 hours of intense false labor pains which then subside. Spent the night at the hospital last weekend because of it. She got to 3cm and stopped.

She bounces on an excersize ball in her free time and has become one of the gang at the senior citizens morning mall walks.

Spicy food? Check, she's a vegetarian who just ate 13 Asian zing boneless wings tonight as an act of total desperation.

Any and all help is appreciated. Please keep in mind though, we prefer to serve this warrant alive.

Best to pair the Asian Zing with the salt 'n vinegar powder to achieve desired results.

Rub three fingers up from the medial malleolus on the inside of the right ankle.




When it works, you are naming your baby Farbin, deal?

How the waffleswaffleswaffles do you know this stuff. I swear Farbin you're a Doctor, Lawyer, Potato farmer, cheap hooker, and Master Debater.

[F34R]

Maybe sex failed because your penis is too small. I would go for the fisting example if that footrub fails.

[5ickride]

Walking helps. Have her walk, as much as she can.

[delatlanta1281]

Eggplant parm.