My wife has something lodged in her belly. [B]AGAIN!!!!![/B]

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  • flyboyx
    R3V OG
    • Sep 2008
    • 8371

    #16
    anal sex?


    you should tell her that lots and lots of blow jobs will make the baby come. probably won't help, but at least you will get lots and lots of blow jobs.
    Last edited by flyboyx; 12-06-2013, 10:23 PM.
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    Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

    88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
    92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
    88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
    88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
    87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
    12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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    • Stanley Rockafella
      R3V Elite
      • Aug 2011
      • 4056

      #17
      Originally posted by delatlanta1281
      Eggplant parm.
      where do you insert that?
      If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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      • Pantless Spency
        It's McRib time!!!
        • Feb 2011
        • 7284

        #18
        careful with waiting man....

        my sister went into "false labor" one night, they sent her home saying it was early contractions with out inducing labor.
        the next day she went into labor and gave birth to a stillborn....

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        • LJ851
          R3V OG
          • Nov 2010
          • 7918

          #19
          Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
          where do you insert that?

          Gold.


          Originally posted by F34R
          Maybe sex failed because your penis is too small. I would go for the fisting example if that footrub fails.


          It's not the sex as much as it is the cum.
          Lorin


          Originally posted by slammin.e28
          The M30 is God's engine.

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          • Ether-D
            R3VLimited
            • Sep 2011
            • 2838

            #20
            Pantless, there's no room for talk like that in here. Seriously. I know it's your experience, but he doesn't need added worry now.

            Have her tie her own shoes, it worked when my twins were taking their time.
            Originally posted by Andy.B
            Whenever I am about to make a particularly questionable decision regarding a worryingly cheap diy solution, I just ask myself, "What would Ether-D do?"
            1987 325iS m30b34 Muscle car (Engine electrical phase)
            ~~~~~~~~~~
            I was born on 3/25…
            ~~~~~~~~~~

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            • Todd Black 88
              No R3VLimiter
              • Oct 2007
              • 3449

              #21
              Originally posted by Dj Buttchug
              i google searched induce labor... this is what I got.

              stay safe OP
              Why does it look like some strange prehistoric beast has eaten a baby, and now is trying to eat a hand, in that picture?

              Creepy
              Originally posted by codyep3
              I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
              2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
              1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
              1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
              2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
              2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
              2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
              2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
              2010 F650gs twin
              2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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              • Todd Black 88
                No R3VLimiter
                • Oct 2007
                • 3449

                #22
                Originally posted by F34R
                Maybe sex failed because your penis is too small. I would go for the fisting example if that footrub fails.
                Originally posted by LJ851






                It's not the sex as much as it is the cum.
                gangbang?
                Originally posted by codyep3
                I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                2010 F650gs twin
                2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                • alB5
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 785

                  #23
                  I have nothing to add to this thread. So...

















































                  1991 318is -> 2004 R32 -> 2002 Jetta TDI -> 2014 FiST

                  No E30 Club

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                  • ajhostetter
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 1218

                    #24
                    I will say that when they broke my wife's water, BOOM. Happened quick. Sex helps, walking helps. If you do need to go in though, I'd push for them breaking water first. My wife wanted to go naturally and they were pushing for petosin (no idea how to spell that), but she was insistent on breaking water first...2 hours later, baby boy.
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                    2014 GTI | 2002 Land Cruiser | 1991 Volvo 745t

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                    • LJ851
                      R3V OG
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 7918

                      #25
                      Emailed.
                      Lorin


                      Originally posted by slammin.e28
                      The M30 is God's engine.

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                      • Savagefurai
                        E30 Modder
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 970

                        #26
                        Im a new dad and yhe thing that got my wife going? Mexican food.
                        Lol.
                        Just my 2¢

                        Sent from my SCH-I800 using Tapatalk 2
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                        Currently without an e30. Will probably die soon.

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                        • AndrewBird
                          The Mad Scientist
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 11892

                          #27
                          Originally posted by ajhostetter
                          I will say that when they broke my wife's water, BOOM. Happened quick. Sex helps, walking helps. If you do need to go in though, I'd push for them breaking water first. My wife wanted to go naturally and they were pushing for petosin (no idea how to spell that), but she was insistent on breaking water first...2 hours later, baby boy.
                          Eh?

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                          • roznic
                            R3VLimited
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 2873

                            #28
                            this ain't your regular e30 stuff here...;-((

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                            • Raxe
                              R3V Elite
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5346

                              #29
                              CHF11S has been superseded by CHF202, if that's the route you choose just be sure not to mix it with CHF7.1.

                              Good luck.

                              >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                              • Ether-D
                                R3VLimited
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 2838

                                #30
                                Congrats man. It doesn't seem like it now, but it'll fly by.
                                Originally posted by Andy.B
                                Whenever I am about to make a particularly questionable decision regarding a worryingly cheap diy solution, I just ask myself, "What would Ether-D do?"
                                1987 325iS m30b34 Muscle car (Engine electrical phase)
                                ~~~~~~~~~~
                                I was born on 3/25…
                                ~~~~~~~~~~

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