How many people have gotten laid in their e30s?

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  • myinfernalbmw
    E30 Mastermind
    • May 2007
    • 1736

    #31
    Originally posted by blunttech
    I didnt think Brandon ever rode in your 4runner
    He was worried about telling you. He felt like it was going to compromise his Christmas "bonus." He cried the entire time, but those could have been tears of joy.

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    • E30_Pare
      R3V OG
      • Oct 2008
      • 7801

      #32
      Originally posted by bmwman91
      Front seat is tough, only worked for me because I had aftermarket seats that reclined further than stock. Rear seat...no way, I am 6'1" and every girl I ever dated was at least 5'7". With non-pointy elbows of course.
      You could make comfort seats work, and you'd be surprised how low it can go with the rear bench out. I tried in sport seats,



      Best technique is to hop in the rear push the seats up, open the sunroof and go ham with no tint.

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      • e30 gangsta
        No R3VLimiter
        • Jul 2004
        • 3877

        #33
        Threw her on the hood and trunk.

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        • cabriodster87
          E30 Enthusiast
          • Jan 2011
          • 1042

          #34
          Originally posted by e30 gangsta
          Threw her on the hood and trunk.
          Even better with the top "retracted".

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          • samurai pizza cats
            E30 Addict
            • Mar 2011
            • 457

            #35
            i did it in my 350z once... ahhh to be 17 again :D

            keepin it real since 1990

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            • E30_Pare
              R3V OG
              • Oct 2008
              • 7801

              #36
              Theres an pic of someones e30 with an ass print and jiss on the roundel lol. Must find it!

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              • Nick_S
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                • Apr 2011
                • 3656

                #37
                Yes. Didn't work as well as I had hoped, had to open the sunroof, lol.
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                • TexasTerp
                  No R3VLimiter
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 3541

                  #38
                  I lost my virginity in my 4dr e30, during mardi gras and was caught by campus police. Definitely one of my favorite stories from college!
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                  • bmwman91
                    No R3VLimiter
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 3128

                    #39
                    Lol, I can imagine the campus police wanting to high five you but instead making the situation as awkward as possible just to dick with you.

                    "Son, what exactly do you have in that front pocket of yours?"

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                    • E30_Pare
                      R3V OG
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 7801

                      #40
                      Originally posted by TexasTerp
                      I lost my virginity in my 4dr e30, during mardi gras and was caught by campus police. Definitely one of my favorite stories from college!
                      How you dangle that bait and not give the story!

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                      • ajhostetter
                        E30 Fanatic
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 1218

                        #41
                        Volvo V70R multiple times...E36 sedan once on the way to work when my wife and I were childless and carpooling. Now, I just get consistent RH on trips in the company car when the kid is sleeping. That's fucking rad. My E30...no way we could do what we do in that car. I'm 6' and she's 5' 10".
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                        • TexasTerp
                          No R3VLimiter
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 3541

                          #42
                          Hahahaha!!

                          Originally posted by bmwman91
                          Lol, I can imagine the campus police wanting to high five you but instead making the situation as awkward as possible just to dick with you.

                          "Son, what exactly do you have in that front pocket of yours?"
                          Originally posted by E30_Pare
                          How you dangle that bait and not give the story!

                          so the story.......

                          During Mardi Gras our campus goes on lock down. So no one, students or otherwise, are allowed in the dorms & campus apartments from 8pm to 8am - unless you live there.

                          I'm out at bar with some friends after a parade and was flirting with really cute brunette from one of my classes. After making out and messing around at the bar, we decide to head out - only to realize that I can't get into her dorm and she can't get into my apartment -but my e30 was parked in the open air parking lot out front of my place so we decide to head there.

                          We get in the back seat and start having sex but I wasn't in a comfortable position so I decided to open the door. I'm now out of the car, her legs wrapped around me as she's lying on the back seat and we're going at it.

                          Next thing I know, someone taps me on my shoulder. Without stopping, I look over and see it's campus police and ask if there is anything I can help him with. He tells me "Son, pull up your pants and walk with me." I do so and away from the car he says "look I don't care what you do with your girlfriend, but you can't do it in an open parking lot on campus."

                          So he walks me back to car and asks that we go somewhere else. Now, I was seriously drunk still, but got in the car and drove over to the campus parking garage where we proceeded to fuck while the sun came up on the top level. Ironically, after we were done, we had been sitting on the hood of my e30 watching the sunrise and who rolls up on patrol? THE SAME COP!!

                          He was really nice about the whole thing and we never got in any real trouble but it was definitely an awesome way to lose my virginity.
                          stephenbrody.com

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                          • Dj Buttchug
                            R3V OG
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 7632

                            #43
                            lol @ this thread. never smashed in any of my e30s.

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                            • Todd Black 88
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 3449

                              #44
                              How small do the two of you have to be to smash in an e30.


                              Hell, it's tight enough just rub'n one out solo in there ;)
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                              • E30_Pare
                                R3V OG
                                • Oct 2008
                                • 7801

                                #45
                                well im a 5' 7" my girls tend to be 5' 3-5"

                                Still a tight squeeze, but you can get a rhythm going. Probably a better situation in the 190, but I'll have to wait for testing.
                                Last edited by E30_Pare; 12-14-2013, 10:31 PM.

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