How many people have gotten laid in their e30s?

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  • An1mal
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    Well yeah...

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  • E30_Pare
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    well im a 5' 7" my girls tend to be 5' 3-5"

    Still a tight squeeze, but you can get a rhythm going. Probably a better situation in the 190, but I'll have to wait for testing.
    Last edited by E30_Pare; 12-14-2013, 10:31 PM.

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  • Todd Black 88
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    How small do the two of you have to be to smash in an e30.


    Hell, it's tight enough just rub'n one out solo in there ;)

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  • Dj Buttchug
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    lol @ this thread. never smashed in any of my e30s.

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  • TexasTerp
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    Hahahaha!!

    Originally posted by bmwman91
    Lol, I can imagine the campus police wanting to high five you but instead making the situation as awkward as possible just to dick with you.

    "Son, what exactly do you have in that front pocket of yours?"
    Originally posted by E30_Pare
    How you dangle that bait and not give the story!

    so the story.......

    During Mardi Gras our campus goes on lock down. So no one, students or otherwise, are allowed in the dorms & campus apartments from 8pm to 8am - unless you live there.

    I'm out at bar with some friends after a parade and was flirting with really cute brunette from one of my classes. After making out and messing around at the bar, we decide to head out - only to realize that I can't get into her dorm and she can't get into my apartment -but my e30 was parked in the open air parking lot out front of my place so we decide to head there.

    We get in the back seat and start having sex but I wasn't in a comfortable position so I decided to open the door. I'm now out of the car, her legs wrapped around me as she's lying on the back seat and we're going at it.

    Next thing I know, someone taps me on my shoulder. Without stopping, I look over and see it's campus police and ask if there is anything I can help him with. He tells me "Son, pull up your pants and walk with me." I do so and away from the car he says "look I don't care what you do with your girlfriend, but you can't do it in an open parking lot on campus."

    So he walks me back to car and asks that we go somewhere else. Now, I was seriously drunk still, but got in the car and drove over to the campus parking garage where we proceeded to fuck while the sun came up on the top level. Ironically, after we were done, we had been sitting on the hood of my e30 watching the sunrise and who rolls up on patrol? THE SAME COP!!

    He was really nice about the whole thing and we never got in any real trouble but it was definitely an awesome way to lose my virginity.

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  • ajhostetter
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    Volvo V70R multiple times...E36 sedan once on the way to work when my wife and I were childless and carpooling. Now, I just get consistent RH on trips in the company car when the kid is sleeping. That's fucking rad. My E30...no way we could do what we do in that car. I'm 6' and she's 5' 10".

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  • E30_Pare
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    Originally posted by TexasTerp
    I lost my virginity in my 4dr e30, during mardi gras and was caught by campus police. Definitely one of my favorite stories from college!
    How you dangle that bait and not give the story!

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  • bmwman91
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    Lol, I can imagine the campus police wanting to high five you but instead making the situation as awkward as possible just to dick with you.

    "Son, what exactly do you have in that front pocket of yours?"

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  • TexasTerp
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    I lost my virginity in my 4dr e30, during mardi gras and was caught by campus police. Definitely one of my favorite stories from college!

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  • Nick_S
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    Yes. Didn't work as well as I had hoped, had to open the sunroof, lol.

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  • E30_Pare
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    Theres an pic of someones e30 with an ass print and jiss on the roundel lol. Must find it!

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  • samurai pizza cats
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    i did it in my 350z once... ahhh to be 17 again :D

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  • cabriodster87
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    Originally posted by e30 gangsta
    Threw her on the hood and trunk.
    Even better with the top "retracted".

    True Story

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  • e30 gangsta
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    Threw her on the hood and trunk.

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  • E30_Pare
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    Originally posted by bmwman91
    Front seat is tough, only worked for me because I had aftermarket seats that reclined further than stock. Rear seat...no way, I am 6'1" and every girl I ever dated was at least 5'7". With non-pointy elbows of course.
    You could make comfort seats work, and you'd be surprised how low it can go with the rear bench out. I tried in sport seats,



    Best technique is to hop in the rear push the seats up, open the sunroof and go ham with no tint.

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