lol

[Dj Buttchug]

i have my own opinions about this topic but its not worth arguing about.

You bonnar, You lose.

go.











sorry op.

[Dozyproductions]

^^^^good lord.

Andrew Frey
Marion County Sheriff's Office

A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said.

It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy's Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast, the Marion County Sheriff's office said.

The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior, according to officials.

The brouhaha began around 1 p.m. when sheriff's deputies started receiving reports of man acting bizarrely in the 9000 block of Brooklake Road Northeast, officials said.

The man, identified as Frey, had allegedly called a locksmith and later refused to pay the worker for his services, Marion County officials said.

After allegedly stiffing the locksmith, Frey wandered over to Brook's Market and refused to leave, officials said. An employee at the market had to eventually escort the alleged suspect off of the property, who then made his way to Iggy's Bar & Grill.

That's when Frey's behavior allegedly took a turn for the vulgar, Marion County officials said.

A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.

Frey allegedly resisted arrest, forcing the deputy to zap the suspect with a Taser multiple times, officials said. The Taser had no effect on Frey, who then allegedly starting fighting with the deputy, officials said.

At least 15 police officers from Salem, Keizer and Marion County rushed to the bar and were eventually able to take the suspect into custody, officials said.

Frey was later charged with public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.

http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2013/12/alleged_masturbating_man_in_sa.html

[Farbin Kaiber]

No Fap caused a man to beat off 15 police officers. Thread closed.

[ajhostetter]

And today I'm thankful that a "NO FAP" thread turned into an awesome gif/softcore porn thread. You guys rule. FWIW, I'm sitting in the chair I was sitting in yesterday when my wife gave me a BJ. It was fantastic.

[Exodus_2pt0]

I lose to that one. OMG... omg.... omg..

[Exodus_2pt0]

[Exodus_2pt0]

fuck me and fuck you DJButtchug

[Farbin Kaiber]

^Fuck eachother, then there is no fapping going down. Win/win!

[lambo]

Well this thread backfired for OP lol

Buttchug has this shit on lock

[Dj Buttchug]

op pls change thread title to reflect new direction.



also a moment for the GOAT gif


















thank you carry on r3v

[Exodus_2pt0]

I'm sorry, I just can't see this one enough. Sauce?

[Exodus_2pt0]

Hnnnngggg Emma Watson? Must you go thereeeee????

[Dj Buttchug]

[Exodus_2pt0]

[TheTacoMan]