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  • Exodus_2pt0
    R3V Elite
    • Dec 2011
    • 5943

    #46
    Originally posted by TheTacoMan
    hnngggg I'm dry.
    No E30 Club
    Originally posted by MrBurgundy
    Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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    • Bglad
      E30 Addict
      • Jul 2010
      • 562

      #47
      I keep my sperm count low so I don't get the wife preggers... She's trying to trick me.

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      • 5ickride
        R3VLimited
        • Jun 2009
        • 2922

        #48
        Please bring back the porn thread!

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        • ELVA164
          R3V Elite
          • Dec 2011
          • 4861

          #49
          From this:
          Originally posted by anabolice30
          Why should you join?
          • It's just a fun little challenge
          • It's an exercise in self control
          • Some studies show that abstaining from porn/masturbation can have mental health benefits
          • If you still need convincing check out this website: http://yourbrainonporn.com/


          Maybe if anyone makes it to March we can start a pool for prizes or something. I don't know, just throwing ideas out. I'll start a membership list for this challenge.
          To this:
          Originally posted by 5ickride
          Please bring back the porn thread!
          This thread is a success.
          Interested in vintage cars? Ever thought about racing one? Info, photos, videos, and more can be found at www.michaelsvintageracing.com!

          Elva Courier build thread here!

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          • slammin.e28
            שמע ישראל
            • May 2010
            • 12054

            #50
            I move to rename this to the "OFFICIAL: This is sexy gifs" thread.
            1974.5 Jensen Healey : 2003 330i/5

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            • kickinindian
              R3VLimited
              • Jan 2012
              • 2327

              #51
              Originally posted by slammin.e28
              I move to rename this to the "OFFICIAL: This is sexy gifs" thread.

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              • Exodus_2pt0
                R3V Elite
                • Dec 2011
                • 5943

                #52


                No E30 Club
                Originally posted by MrBurgundy
                Anyways, mustangs are gay and mini vans are faster than your car, you just have to deal with that.

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                • Roysneon
                  R3V Elite
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4505

                  #53
                  God damnit Ryan I'm trying to read this at work.
                  For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
                  Originally posted by mbonanni
                  I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

                  I am a pursit now.

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                  • Roysneon
                    R3V Elite
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 4505

                    #54
                    Oh God everyone thinks I'm fucked at work because I can barely answer my phone I'm laughing so hard at that BB.com thread.

                    that's funny op because I've been on no fap for 20 days, and I had a wrestling match today. Guy who I was matched up with goes for the double-leg takedown, and out of nowhere I get the biggest erection of my life, which caught me off guard and got me taken down. As I'm laying there on the ground, the guy notices it and immedietly gets up and yells " WHAT THE FUK". He purposely disqualifies himself, while I'm still laying there with the biggest boner to ever grace planet earth. I get up and everyone in the audience, all of the wrestlers, and family members look at me as if I committed murder. I turn to my left and see the love of my life look at me in disgust. I run outside in tears and drive home.
                    And some of the .gifs and other stories on there are absolutely FUCKED.
                    For all things 24v, check out Markert Motorworks!
                    Originally posted by mbonanni
                    I hate modded emtree, I hate modded cawrz, I hate jdm, I hate swag, I hate stanceyolokids, I hate bags (on cars), I hate stuff that is slowz, I hate tires.

                    I am a pursit now.

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                    • Todd Black 88
                      No R3VLimiter
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 3449

                      #55
                      Op, you are retarded!

                      Who in the world thinks this is a good idea? FCUK!


                      Screw it, I am starting my own thread.
                      Originally posted by codyep3
                      I hope to Christ you have looks going for you, because you sure as fuck don't have any intelligence.
                      2001 silver/Blk 325 cabby. SOLD
                      1988 Blk/Blk e30 factory wide body kit car SOLD
                      1992 DS/BLK 325 m-tech II apperance pack cabby SOLD!
                      2002 325xit Sil/blk. SOLD
                      2012 328i xdrive touring. Wht/blk. SOLD
                      2009 135 cabby. monacoblue/blk leather SOLD
                      2007 Z4m coupe. Silver grey/black/ aluminum. 1of50
                      2010 F650gs twin
                      2016 M235i cabby. Mineral grey/Red leather

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                      • decay
                        R3V Elite
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 5637

                        #56
                        Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber
                        No Fap caused a man to beat off 15 police officers.
                        what you did there.

                        i see it.
                        past:
                        1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                        1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                        1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                        1985 323i baur
                        current:
                        1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                        • Farbin Kaiber
                          Lil' Puppet
                          • Jul 2007
                          • 29502

                          #57
                          Tips hat, winks at the sexy ex-military dude, while chewing a sprig of alfalfa stalk.

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                          • Northern
                            R3V Elite
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 5033

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Todd Black 88

                            Who in the world thinks this is a good idea? FCUK!
                            fuck off, at least let me guess before you give me the answer.
                            Originally posted by priapism
                            My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                            Originally posted by shameson
                            Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                            • Northern
                              R3V Elite
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 5033

                              #59
                              and fuck this no fap stuff. I had to not fap for all of christmas and aksjfdnhbg;idj;pC
                              Originally posted by priapism
                              My girl don't know shit, but she bakes a mean cupcake.
                              Originally posted by shameson
                              Usually it's best not to know how much money you have into your e30

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                              • ST1G
                                R3V OG
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 6689

                                #60
                                Originally posted by Dj Buttchug




                                Originally posted by TheTacoMan
                                ^^









                                Bump.


                                because this thread is better than the fappening thread.

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