Presidential Library Flooded

[parkerbink]

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both books have been lost!!. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not yet finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

[e30Matt]

Wow... that's... stupid.

[hugh jass]

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both books have been lost!!. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had not yet finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

lol, that was pretty funny!

[h0lmes]

I found it pretty funny actually

[Jand3rson]

Wow... that's... stupid.

Whatever dude, that was fucking hilarious.

[chuckybob]

hahahahahahaha

[Charlie]

I find people with an incredibly poor abilty to communicate in a coherent fashion on the internet, most of whom have not even graduated from a form of higher education making jokes about a Yale graduate's intellect quite humorous.

-Charlie

[Jand3rson]

It's a joke...

And besides, the FEMA crack was the really funny part.

[parkerbink]

I find people with an incredibly poor abilty to communicate in a coherent fashion on the internet, most of whom have not even graduated from a form of higher education making jokes about a Yale graduate's intellect quite humorous.

-Charlie

hu·mor n.

1. The quality that makes something laughable or amusing; funniness: could not see the humor of the situation.
2. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
3. The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd. See Synonyms at wit1.
4. One of the four fluids of the body, blood, phlegm, choler, and black bile, whose relative proportions were thought in ancient and medieval physiology to determine a person's disposition and general health.
5. Physiology.
1. A body fluid, such as blood, lymph, or bile.
2. Aqueous humor.
3. Vitreous humor.
6. A person's characteristic disposition or temperament: a boy of sullen humor.
7. An often temporary state of mind; a mood: I'm in no humor to argue.
8.
1. A sudden, unanticipated whim. See Synonyms at mood1.
2. Capricious or peculiar behavior.


I find it interesting you believe Mr. B. actually completed Yale's curriculum


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[Justin B]

Hilarious. A coworker would also be one to think that isnt funny at all.. waaahh

:D

[h0lmes]

I find people with an incredibly poor abilty to communicate in a coherent fashion on the internet, most of whom have not even graduated from a form of higher education making jokes about a Yale graduate's intellect quite humorous.

-Charlie

Haha the only reason he went to Yale was because of who his daddy is. Shut up Charlie.

[Charlie]

It'd be humor if it wasn't the same lame joke that's been going around for 5 years.

Parker, you're like 3 years behind the rest of the internet with every dumb fucking post you make on here.

Stop.

-Charlie

[AdironRider]

Chill with the Napoleon complex dude, Im just as conservative as you are and can realize its a joke.

[parkerbink]

It'd be humor if it wasn't the same lame joke that's been going around for 5 years.

Parker, you're like 3 years behind the rest of the internet with every dumb fucking post you make on here.

Stop.

-Charlie

Charlie you have found bliss with ignore. If you find me & my posts so bad please avail yourself of said feature.

[Charlie]

Chill with the Napoleon complex dude, Im just as conservative as you are and can realize its a joke.

I know it's a joke. I just don't like Parker, like most of the people on this forum.

-Charlie