Detox/Drug Testing

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Can I have a Farbio Seal of Approval?

I'm gonna need one to...

[accident]

dude, you already got one the day of the bag-venting story.

<3

[ST1G]

I'm gonna need one too...

If everyone gets one it becomes as useless as Ted's seal of approval.

[henryki]

my freshman year of college I smoked at least 3 times a day. and didn't work out, stopped for 2 weeks while I was in Europe visiting family, came back and took a drug test, and passed. All I did was drink water like a motherfucker. I actually had to take the test twice because I drank so much water the first time that my sample came out too diluted. All the people in HR knew but had no proof that I smoked weed. I ended up partaking with 2 other coworkers frequently and once with my boss in his brand new A6. All in all good times.

[thatphysicsguy]

my freshman year of college I smoked at least 3 times a day. and didn't work out, stopped for 2 weeks while I was in Europe visiting family, came back and took a drug test, and passed. All I did was drink water like a motherfucker. I actually had to take the test twice because I drank so much water the first time that my sample came out too diluted. All the people in HR knew but had no proof that I smoked weed. I ended up partaking with 2 other coworkers frequently and once with my boss in his brand new A6. All in all good times.

Seriously, I don't know why so many companies bother testing other than to maybe cover their asses somehow. I could understand they don't want to hire someone with substance abuse issues, but piss testing only is really effective in detecting weed which is generally one of the more mild substances out there (i.e. many people use it recreationally without huge consequence). I figure if someone has an addiction that really affects their productivity, it would be more likely another substance like alcohol or coke or something stronger.

We're currently in a weird time when the stigma around weed is shrinking (along with regulation in certain areas) but there's still a strong framework to try and prevent/punish its use.

[z31maniac]

"random testing" is typically not random. It's usually aimed at employees suspected of being high at work, so a bunch of other people get pulled in at the same time so it doesn't look like discrimination.

I've worked for Insurance and Defense companies............no random testing ever. But where I work now with a large % of workers being production/shop guys, it happens every 4-6 months.

[LJ851]

If there was a Farbio Seal of Approval, this product would have one.

Oh shit, i need this !


maybe trina can get me one....

[Conki]

Keep exercising/sweating a lot every day, that burns out the THC from your fat. But stop 2 days before the test since you don't want to bring anything out that will leave your body during the piss test!
Right before the test drink a LOT of water to dilute your urine, and take a B vitamin pill to make your piss yellow instead of transparent, which would raise a flag.

Also, check out the terms of the test, most of them should allow for a second test in case you fail the first one, which gives you more time to cleanse. (Read: don't go and smoke a bowl right after your test, and before you know you passed)

[spiz]

Cranberry pills. Make you piss like a garden hose.


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I pass my test with cranberry pill n juice

[E30_Pare]

I used them back in hs. After a day you'll piss will be clear as filtered water lol


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[Farbin Kaiber]

Oh shit, i need this !


maybe trina can get me one....

Somebody needs to make a p-chop thread and design the Farbio Seal of Approval. Any Takers?

[freeride53]

Update on my friend's situation!

Friend found out that the drug test will be approximately 4 weeks from now.
Friend has not toked up for almost 3 weeks now. Friend also buzzed his head yesterday.

Drug test will most likely be a urine test, for which he is probably clean by now.
However, friend wants to also make sure that his hair is clean in the event that it turned out to be a hair folicle test.

Is friend in the clear with freshly buzzed head, assuming he gives it another buzz in 3 weeks?

[golde30]

Kinda suspicious to show up with buzzed head imho. But generally if you are flushing a lot, 4 weeks is the min time it takes for thc to clear the system.

[Farbin Kaiber]

And yeah, they will pull from armpit, arm, leg, or anywhere really. It's not just scalp.

[Bimmerista]

Put him through chemo....you know, just in case.