Metropolitan Bovine Capsizing

[ButtJuice]

Funny? Yeah, kinda. But still fucked up no matter how you look at it.


The entire time I was imaging someone flipping my e30..

[JayDee916]

I feel worse for cows that get tipped.

[mrsleeve]

So if you drive what I presume is a shit box, can I smash it up with a hammer?

You're an odd one, Sleeve.

I dont believe you have interpreted the correct meaning of the term "shit box" form the context of the statement. But for the record that is about what happened to the last shit box I owned, but it was also a Piece of shit to go along with being small and built out of an old beer can, and more than likely cost more to ship it the dealer when it was new than it actually cost to build

You don't fuck with a man's vehicle. Its against the rules.

you will 1st have to find an actual man that actually drives one of these things.

[einhander]

I dont believe you have interpreted the correct meaning of the term "shit box" form the context of the statement. .

The implication you made is that Smart cars are shit boxes because someone thinks they are (ie - you, some brain dead malcontents in the Bay Area, F34R).

Therefore, if you drive a car, and I think it is a shit box, then it's a shit box.

That's actual logic, not your Taliban logic.

[DEV0 E30]

You don't fuck with a man's vehicle. Its against the rules.

That Hansel, so hot right now.

But seriously. This.

First reaction when I heard the story was a slight chuckle.

[flyboyx]

when i was in high school, there was this nerdy chick (her name was fillipa) that drove a fucking '57 isetta. since this was mid michigan in the late '80's, it was pretty much a rusted out shit box. the football team picked it up and set in on the roof of the school. at least they didn't damage it. for some reason, the principle didn't have the same sense of humor everyone else did. i remember he got pretty pissed.

[LSM3]

There are more people that think e30's are shit boxes then dont. They should tip those over next.

[einhander]

It would be hilarious if they just picked them up and moved them - no need to damage the stupid things.

[Vivek]

While I agree it's hilarious, Mr Sleeve's logic is retarded. Who gives a shit what it cost to build and ship them? Someone paid for these cars and doesn't deserve to have them damaged just because someone can easily do so.

[mrsleeve]

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My point was that my last shit box fit both the definition of small, cheap plasticy, gutless, scared to drive on with other cars on the road at more than 45mph due to the fact you die for sure if there is a minor fender bender, and have a hard time carrying a cart load of grocries home with more than 1 person in the car. And fit what it seem Einhorn's only interpretation as being a giant pile of shit too boot..........

The implication you made is that Smart cars are shit boxes because someone thinks they are (ie - you, some brain dead malcontents in the Bay Area, F34R).

Therefore, if you drive a car, and I think it is a shit box, then it's a shit box.

That's actual logic, not your Taliban logic.

No the implication was its a very small, plastic car, with a sub standard transmission, less power than my old lawn mower, that has no cargo space, that you have to pay extra to get PS/AC/ and fucking radio...... AKA a shitty box on wheels that happens to still have a shinny paint job and a warranty. There are lots of brand new cars sitting on lots all over the country from all the major manufactures that meet the shitty car definition. I guess its a mid west northerner thing to refer to such a automotive travesty as the smart as a shit box...........


Sorry to spoil your fun I dont drive a car, I have not owned a car for some time now, good luck trying to move anything I drive by hand..... Oh and I dont think I wear a table cloth on my head, I like how you some how have made the jump that because I dislike little cars that are mostly useless save for a small segment of the population. Some how puts me in the same category, as religious fanatics hell bent on mass homicide via suicide in the most shocking way possible. I think this really would kinda discredit most any of your other assessments of logic on almost any topic.....

For the record I dont care if people want to drive the little bastards, they can spend their hard earned money on anything they want including little tiny cars that wont get out of its own tiny way..... (south park reference ) You want to be a fart smelling tree hugging, funny hat wearing, granola chomping, wheat germ and lemon grass smoothie drinking, self absorbed environmental douche thats your prerogative.

[TurboJake]

The only reason I know how to work on old bugs is from disassembling them and reassemling them in places they shouldn't be. Like a high school library because they didn't lock the doors at night. Amongst other places....

Good times.

[Dozyproductions]

Sleeve, how can you quote our founding fathers and jerry springer in the same breath!?

[einhander]

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My point was that my last shit box fit both the definition of small, cheap plasticy, gutless, scared to drive on with other cars on the road at more than 45mph due to the fact you die for sure if there is a minor fender bender, and have a hard time carrying a cart load of grocries home with more than 1 person in the car. And fit what it seem Einhorn's only interpretation as being a giant pile of shit too boot..........




No the implication was its a very small, plastic car, with a sub standard transmission, less power than my old lawn mower, that has no cargo space, that you have to pay extra to get PS/AC/ and fucking radio...... AKA a shitty box on wheels that happens to still have a shinny paint job and a warranty. There are lots of brand new cars sitting on lots all over the country from all the major manufactures that meet the shitty car definition. I guess its a mid west northerner thing to refer to such a automotive travesty as the smart as a shit box...........


Sorry to spoil your fun I dont drive a car, I have not owned a car for some time now, good luck trying to move anything I drive by hand..... Oh and I dont think I wear a table cloth on my head, I like how you some how have made the jump that because I dislike little cars that are mostly useless save for a small segment of the population. Some how puts me in the same category, as religious fanatics hell bent on mass homicide via suicide in the most shocking way possible. I think this really would kinda discredit most any of your other assessments of logic on almost any topic.....

For the record I dont care if people want to drive the little bastards, they can spend their hard earned money on anything they want including little tiny cars that wont get out of its own tiny way..... (south park reference ) You want to be a fart smelling tree hugging, funny hat wearing, granola chomping, wheat germ and lemon grass smoothie drinking, self absorbed environmental douche thats your prerogative.

Thanks for sharing all of this. Shall we hug it out now?

[matthugie]

Drive a little shit box like that, when 6-7 guys can pick it up and move it about, you kinda get what you deserve, especially with the stigmata that comes with driving a Smart or Hybrid

Stigmata comes with driving one?!

[McGyver]

although i think its hilarious and hate the idea of an individual owning a smart car, it does sort of suck to be flipped. I would rather just move the car around the block, turn it 180 degrees, put it on the sidewalk or a fenced in patio...