Bird poop phenomenon

[OOMPH!]

Bullseye.

[10Toes]

Could have to do with the color, what color is the E30?

[ajhostetter]

Definitely have been bird shat on. It's a hit or miss.

Appears to be a direct hit in this case.

[Exodus_2pt0]

If you drove a sentra this wouldn't have happened.

[Dozyproductions]

Definitely have been bird shat on. It's a hit or miss.

[ButtJuice]

Vendetta. Carry on.

I knew that looked funny when I was spelling it, thanks.

[slammin.e28]

I got a huge fucking wad of bird shit in the door handle of the e46 the other day. Along with giant shits on the windshield and down the rear door.

Fuck birds.

[flyboyx]

bird/birds vandalism. be sure to fill out a police report so you can nail those suck wads! they were just trying to tell you what they think of your car. (it is a miata after all)

when it comes right down to it, i think its good luck. you should never wash your car again.

[LJ851]

Yeah, unfortunately I think the later is the case here...

How would one go about duplicating a mass birding?

Have you tasted it to verify it's constitution?

[nando]

I had one worse happen a couple weeks ago and it all happened in a few hours between 9am or so and lunch. there's nothing above my work parking spot either.

[agent]

Vendetta. Carry on.

[markseven]

Either a psycho bird that has a vindeda against you, or someone fucked with your car.

Yeah, unfortunately I think the later is the case here...

How would one go about duplicating a mass birding?

[ButtJuice]

Either a psycho bird that has a vendetta against you, or someone fucked with your car.

[Jon325i]

The birds aren't really keen about Miatas?

[akorcovelos]

Pretty common when you park a miata where an e30 once sat.