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    #16
    These fuel choices will likely yield the following results:

    welfare users: they don't do anything to begin with so don't expect much as far as converting them to fuel is concerned. Might as well pour water in your tank.

    hippies: this one is a crapshoot - some have boundless energy from all those meaningless protests and others are just downright lazy. Chances are if you do convert them to fuel your exhaust will have a scent similar to ripe body oder and weed mixed.

    illegal immigrants: cheap and hard working.....probably the best mileage can be expected from using this source. Plentiful supply too....particularly if you're in SoCal, Arizona, or Texas.

    chinese: cheap, reliable, and plentiful in supply. Very industrious people so you would get a lot of bang for your buck.

    emo: this crowd is just plain psycho. Making them into fuel will probably just kill your car...or at least operate in a very despressing manner.

    Jon
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      #17
      This is where it would be hilarious to see "Rob" as an option.
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        #18
        the high alcohol content of the welfare users would be our best bet, then move onto the chinese...they mate like rabbits

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          #19
          Originally posted by rwdrift
          This is where it would be hilarious to see "Rob" as an option.
          No no no. This wouldn't work, there is only one Rob... not enough to go around. Also Rob provides countless worthwhile posts, so we need to keep him around.

          Voted, welfare people. I might have to lower the compression in my car abit, but thats ok. If it pings, I'll be forced to find chinese people and make a nice blend.
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            #20
            i went with hippies ... but i'd say welfare users are a close second.
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              #21
              no rob option... motion to ban
              : : 1984 318i : : PNW E30 Crew : : Sold!!
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              http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=93780

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