The Official *Things that piss you off* thread

[flyboyx]

wow! ok....now, we want to know how you really feel about him? start calling him clif clavin(like from cheers)

maybe he needs a good, hard ass fucking by his boyfriend?

if he truly is that bad and you all hate him that much, why don't you start fucking with the guy's head?

work your way up to getting an office pool to anonymously buy the guy a couple male strippers(for a random friday just before the end of the work day). take a shit in his coffee cup. fuck with his work station/desk. take some pictures of him and set him up with an account on that gay version of tinder. every time someone in the office has to fart, walk over to the guy and give him a nice crop dusting. start a rumor that you saw him walking around town somewhere holding hands with a man and kissing him..... have sex toys delivered to the office in unrecognizable packaging so he will open the "gift" in sight of everyone. use your imagination. this can actually be lots of fun. just change your perspective a little.

when i flew out in the south pacific, we had one pilot that was pretty much just like this but perhaps much worse... we tried to be nice to him for a long time. at some point, everyone grew really sick of his shit. basically, we ostracized him from the group and pretty much did what i lined out above until he got sick of it and left for the mainland. even today, i sometimes laugh my ass off thinking of some of the crazy shit we pulled on this guy. it worked to our benefit that he was dumb as fuck. i know it may sound sadistic, but in the long run the result is probably whats best for everyone. you and your coworkers have the ability to make this guy find a different line of work too. think about it.....meet your other colleagues in small groups away from work and start plotting your course.


i guess the other option would be to have an intervention where you can all sit around and sing kum byah with your vaginas or an HR person present.

[Jand3rson]

Meh, I don't think he'll be around forever. And truth be told, I don't hate the guy, he just annoys the ever-loving FUCK out of me. I mean, I guess he's nice enough, but is a complete social retard. He's one of those people that utterly refuses to improve their station in life. He is completely unwilling to take any kind of a risk or do something outside of his comfort zone, rely on anyone else, accept help or assistance, or take charge of a situation in any way.

He came out drinking with a bunch of us from work a few weeks ago, and I crashed on his floor with a few others to avoid driving home. He's got nothing in his apartment but his TV, a futon, and his dining room table with his computer on it. Everything he has is on the floor, a mess, and surrounded by empty pasta boxes and empty pasta sauce jars, which is pretty much all he eats, if it's not Subway. I do think there might be something mentally off with him, I just can't figure out what, so it's hard for me to hate the guy if it's something that's not his fault.

[Swanny]

The Official *Things that piss you off* thread

he guy drives me fucking CRAZY, he's like an arrogant 14 year old in a 30 year old's body. Something has got to be off-base with him, but I don't know what.

Sounds like you work with the physical embodiment of r3v.

[Mr. Burns]

I feel bad for the guy Janderson is bitching about.

he needs a friend, and real ones at that.

[Ether-D]

It's hard for me to hate the guy if it's something that's not his fault.

Sounds to me like he really does have some type of disorder. I'd wager that the pasta and sauce is all the same type/brand/size.

[Mr. Burns]

plus if he's at the gym 5X a week he would know that pasta is probably the worst you can do to your body day in and day out.

I'd wager on OCD/depression on this poor guy.

don't be so quick to judge as you never know what another could be going through, EVEN if it means it inconveniences your thoughts, judgements and opinions.

[Ether-D]

Sounds like you work with the physical embodiment of r3v.

I think r3v is actually 14-year-olds in 14-year-old bodies...

[Jand3rson]

plus if he's at the gym 5X a week he would know that pasta is probably the worst you can do to your body day in and day out.

I'd wager on OCD/depression on this poor guy.

don't be so quick to judge as you never know what another could be going through, EVEN if it means it inconveniences your thoughts, judgements and opinions.

Depends on the pasta. But in all seriousness, I think depression is probably high on the list, not OCD, though. He's far too messy. I'm really trying not to judge the guy, it's just very hard to tolerate him.

[e34john]

All the damn websites with slide shows and crap, or the ones that make you click a link to get into the next paragraph. I am just trying to read an article.

[DER E30]

All the damn websites with slide shows and crap, or the ones that make you click a link to get into the next paragraph. I am just trying to read an article.

OMG Yes!!! I don't even give that crap the time of day anymore! Screw that.

[estoguy]

Why are there so many spam threads on this board? Do we not have moderators who remove this crap and ban the users?

[ST1G]

When people post in a random thread the questions they have, that are obviously questions that have been covered before or could be searched.

[Jand3rson]

OMG Yes!!! I don't even give that crap the time of day anymore! Screw that.

Those are the worst in mobile browsers, because the slideshows take so damn long to load to begin with, and they're made even slower by the pop-ups that are loading.

[EyExR]

When somebody acts as if they know you, and tries to tell you who you are. That's when I flip the script.

[DER E30]

Why are there so many spam threads on this board? Do we not have moderators who remove this crap and ban the users?

I report I don't know how many spams a day...