Scenario:
You had hernia surgery a week ago. You have blue balls really bad. You explained to Mrs. <INSERT USERNAME HERE> that you would be unable to mount her like an Arabian stallion for quite some time, and you'd be much obliged if she could help you out with your knob in the meantime. Your wife responded that this was a poorly thought out request, and not adequate to bring the desired result.
So guys, help me out here. How do you ask your wife nicely, romantically, and persuasively for a blowjob?
Keep in mind:
1. Your entire groin area is in considerable pain.
2. You are bombed out of your gourd on Percocet.
3. Your wife is an Evangelical, Fundamentalist true believer. In every negotiation, she has God Almighty and Jesus on her side, so as a mere mortal, you're going to get bitch slapped.
4. You have a freezer full of dodgy, informally imported Cialis from India, so so problem there.
5. You need this to work in a big way.
Discuss.
You had hernia surgery a week ago. You have blue balls really bad. You explained to Mrs. <INSERT USERNAME HERE> that you would be unable to mount her like an Arabian stallion for quite some time, and you'd be much obliged if she could help you out with your knob in the meantime. Your wife responded that this was a poorly thought out request, and not adequate to bring the desired result.
So guys, help me out here. How do you ask your wife nicely, romantically, and persuasively for a blowjob?
Keep in mind:
1. Your entire groin area is in considerable pain.
2. You are bombed out of your gourd on Percocet.
3. Your wife is an Evangelical, Fundamentalist true believer. In every negotiation, she has God Almighty and Jesus on her side, so as a mere mortal, you're going to get bitch slapped.
4. You have a freezer full of dodgy, informally imported Cialis from India, so so problem there.
5. You need this to work in a big way.
Discuss.
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