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  • lambo
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    how about this to make your head spin?

    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one
    One of the first times I have ever felt physically ill after reading something.

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  • Nesset
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    how about this to make your head spin?

    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one
    Ratings would take the fattest shit ever for Top Gear if it was that way ahaha

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  • varg
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    Jeremy Clarkson is a blowhard and his opinions are to be taken with a bucketload of salt, but top gear is entertainment TV, not motoring TV, and I don't think it would last long without his apish and outspoken antics, so the suspension is probably just a show of force to placate people who don't like him. Honestly, I think Top Gear jumped the shark a while back, there's too much nonsense now, but I still watch it and it would lose some of its appeal without the old oaf.

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  • Rib Daddy
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    how about this to make your head spin?

    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one
    Just what we need... "The View" disguised as a car show. Ugh.

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  • ST1G
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  • slammin.e28
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    how about this to make your head spin?

    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one
    What a waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles.

    Edit:

    Apparently we can't say C to the U to the N to the muthafuckin' T here.

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  • Herr Faust Schinken
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    how about this to make your head spin?



    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear



    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one

    Oh honey no


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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  • HennaE30
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    "typical"? nah, but it would be awful. some other show could already do what she wants.

    Sarcasm.. Sorry.. Lol

    But in all seriousness.. They wouldn't be able to fill a full season.

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  • BraveUlysses
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    Originally posted by HennaE30
    Typical feminists... Always trying to ruin other peoples fun. That being said, her idea of the show sounds Really boring. I wouldn't watch.
    "typical"? nah, but it would be awful. some other show could already do what she wants.

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  • CorvallisBMW
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    how about this to make your head spin?

    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one
    So basically she wants.... every other TV-based car program. MotorWeek would be right up her alley.

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  • HennaE30
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    how about this to make your head spin?



    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear



    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one

    Typical feminists... Always trying to ruin other peoples fun. That being said, her idea of the show sounds Really boring. I wouldn't watch.

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  • rturbo 930
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    Originally posted by BraveUlysses
    how about this to make your head spin?

    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one
    Is she serious? I think she is.

    And she doesn't have a fucking clue what shes talking about

    Car manufacturing, weirdly, has not just caught up with but superseded the world’s environmental concerns. Vehicles that give off few emissions and use modest amounts of petrol look like dinosaurs now, compared to the ones that use no petrol at all.
    What, you think those cars magically appear out of fucking thin air? I think someone proved a while back that a Prius would have to be on the road some ~20 years before offsetting the emissions from the energy used just to make it.

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  • rturbo 930
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    Originally posted by Stanley Rockafella
    Comparing UK top gear to the dweeb from US Top Gear from last episode was sad. The US dude was so boring to watch and listen to (or maybe that's just how they'd like you to see them, considering he lapped James in the rally circuit).
    That dude is why we have the Stig.

    I didn't think he was that bad, honestly, but definitely not good enough to host a show.

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  • BraveUlysses
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    Originally posted by Herr Faust Schinken
    that women who tweeted #SackClarkson seems like one of those people that will only be happy when all fun is gone from the world
    how about this to make your head spin?

    With Jeremy Clarkson suspended, here's my vision for an eco-feminist Top Gear

    do we have a suicide smiley? we need one

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  • Stanley Rockafella
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    I will admit this tho

    Comparing UK top gear to the dweeb from US Top Gear from last episode was sad. The US dude was so boring to watch and listen to (or maybe that's just how they'd like you to see them, considering he lapped James in the rally circuit).

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