Someone needs to lick a turd....

[myinfernalbmw]

There probably needs to be a maximum hardness level allowed, pretty sure it would be off the rockwell scale, and maybe durometer as well.

Maybe something like this fruit firmness tester could be used ?

http://www.worldoftest.com/fff.htm

I didn't start this so I'm not setting any stipulations other than it must be a turd and not a fucking rock. I'll leave the rest for the shit licker and the r3v community to work out.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

This thread delivers. Still no poo licking though. Ryan get to it or else face the hammer.

[LJ851]

A caveat, no fossilized turds. My 9th grade Earth Science teacher licked a piece of prehistoric shit in class for the shock value. The only reason it was gross was because it was handled by half the class before he dragged it across his tongue. At this point it's a rock, so don't try to skate by on technicalities.

Lick on

There probably needs to be a maximum hardness level allowed, pretty sure it would be off the rockwell scale, and maybe durometer as well.

Maybe something like this fruit firmness tester could be used ?

http://www.worldoftest.com/fff.htm

[myinfernalbmw]

A caveat, no fossilized turds. My 9th grade Earth Science teacher licked a piece of prehistoric shit in class for the shock value. The only reason it was gross was because it was handled by half the class before he dragged it across his tongue. At this point it's a rock, so don't try to skate by on technicalities.

Lick on

[blunttech]

LMK if yall need help with sourcing the turd. I've had Taco Bell 4 times in the past 3 days.

Warning: Turd may not be in solid form

If you are selected as the turd donator may I be so bold as to suggest an e10 washer bottle as a receptacle of your liquid poo?. I can drop ship one if you like

[scabzzzz]

LMK if yall need help with sourcing the turd. I've had Taco Bell 4 times in the past 3 days.

Warning: Turd may not be in solid form

[Mr. Tasty]

this is why I love r3v.

[z31maniac]

I hereby temporarily suspend my commitment to lick.

Ban.

As well as Julien for not fulfilling his promise.

[flyboyx]

[FredK]

I think you need a real OG turd.

Like blunt, he's so old he farts dust. It might turn out as if it's like licking nothing at all.

[LJ851]

Send your shit back up your ass. I'm a PUSSY

[Ryann]

Send your shit back up your ass. I'm calling the shots with the turd.

[2mAn]

Sound statements, Fred. For you, I shall lick the shit.

where am I sending it? I think I will eat some Indian food for the next few days

[pandaboo911]

Lots of posts in here but still no poo licking.

[lambo]

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