Someone needs to lick a turd....

[Ryann]

Sound statements, Fred. For you, I shall lick the shit.

[FredK]

I guess it all depends on what your definition of "this" is.

If "this" lasting more than one month meant the banning of 5Toes's username, you need to lick poop.

If "this" lasting more than one month meant 5Toes the person staying away from r3vlimited because of his ban, then you're in the clear.

But really, is there really a way to prove what the intent of your language is, one way or the other? I think not. But, let your conscience be your guide.

You know what you meant. You seemed amenable to licking poop until 2mAn posted a possible exit strategy for you, so I'm of the opinion you knew exactly what you meant, and it was the former and not the latter.

[nomansland92]

^ request denied

[Ryann]

I hereby temporarily suspend my commitment to lick.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Alright I vote for 2man turd now. Give that turd a southwest kick.

[2mAn]

Two things.

First, I was the one who was first to bring it up (post #270) so if anyones turd should be licked it should be mine. Also, being a middle eastern with an attachment to spicy food, I definitely think my turd will be of the quality that r3v would demand.

HOWEVER

Second, It was well known that Toes was posting under the alias, "not5toes" almost immediately after "5toes" was banned.

There is a second suspect alias, "Plum13sec", SO someone should fact check when the banning happened and when Plum started posting came and went. If it was less than a month, than this is all for naught, but if it was longer... I will use Blunts genius idea of using a pringle box. Coming from warm SoCal it will have more time to bake on its way up to the PNW.

you're welcome r3v. I love you now and 4eva

[Keith M]

Looks like I'm getting roped in to help with this. It will either be good or get us both banned.

[ThatOneEuroE30]

We all know who's shit it has to be... Blunts of course

[ThatOneEuroE30]

Is it funny that I'm reading this thread while taking a shit...

[slammin.e28]

Have we determined what/who the turd should come from?

Dog?
Human?
Blunt?
5Toes?
Rob?

[DatUtahGuy]

5toes got banned? Did he offer capri sun to appease the moderating gods?

[FredK]

BTW I'm sure you could sell the full-res clip on ebay.de.

[FredK]

Okay you fucks, I'm willing to man up and lick a fucking piece of shit. I'm sure Uncle Keith will be willing to document said licking as to ensure authenticity of the event.

Oh, and I have an upcoming sweaty lube-laden date with F34R's mom, so I'll be sure to lick it just before hand.

My hope in R3v has been restored.

[FredK]

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[Ryann]

Okay you fucks, I'm willing to man up and lick a fucking piece of shit. I'm sure Uncle Keith will be willing to document said licking as to ensure authenticity of the event.

Oh, and I have an upcoming sweaty lube-laden date with F34R's mom, so I'll be sure to lick it just before hand.