I'm new...

[shiraz]

You didnt start this - that was my point.

Welcome to r3v - we'd pretend you are a guy, but the idea of "Chicks with Dicks" does not appeal to me. Maybe some of these other clowns, but not me.

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Thanks :D and fair enough on the chicks with dicks. Pretend I am your sister then or something.

[Charlie]

Heeter, she just called you a three-incher.

-Charlie

[Jarvis]

Of course some chicks actually like cars. Coming onto a forum and saying, "hi I'm new... and a GIRL! hehe lolz" isn't necessary though.

[Dave]

Thanks :D and fair enough on the chicks with dicks. Pretend I am your sister then or something.

I'm from Kentucky. So how does that help me?

[shiraz]

o rly?

Yes rly. It was impressive in a scary, I'm glad I'm not a horse sort of way.

Heeter, she just called you a three-incher.

-Charlie

No, I just called him a less-than-two-footer.

[shiraz]

Of course some chicks actually like cars. Coming onto a forum and saying, "hi I'm new... and a GIRL! hehe lolz" isn't necessary though.

I didn't do that. I didn't even say I was a girl. My name is Sam, I could be a guy. You all just assumed.

I'm from Kentucky. So how does that help me?

You can pretend I have no girl or boy parts then. To you, I am a eunuch.

Or you could just be, I dunno, normal. Which might be hard since you are from Kentucky. Though you do have some decent horse racing down there.

:D

[Digitalwave]

Budget Heeter says: Theres no sex but butt sex!

Sam, many girls have preceeded you on this forum. None have survived :)

[shiraz]

Budget Heeter says: Theres no sex but butt sex!

Sam, many girls have preceeded you on this forum. None have survived :)

That is the only rule: never in the butt.

I grew up going to car shows and stuff with my dad. I'm used to this stuff. I'll live.

[Charlie]

Or you could just be, I dunno, normal. Which might be hard since you are from Kentucky.

She's a keeper.

-Charlie

[delatlanta1281]

What are you talking about? The leg humping went on for 4 pages with you guys trying to impress her with your knowledge. No other newbie would have gotten this graciously patient treatment.

True Dat!

[german g]

hey now, ky has the best horse racing....

I was impressd when you knew what a quarterpanel was..

[delatlanta1281]

hey now, ky has the best horse racing....

I was impressd when you knew what a quarterpanel was..

That's the part of the gate that opens when the horse race starts right?

[rwh11385]

That is the only rule: never in the butt.

I grew up going to car shows and stuff with my dad. I'm used to this stuff. I'll live.

you're missing out. most girls love an anal pounding if they stop being scared and let someone experienced enough do it right (and gentle... to start that is)

Captain Stabbin' in the haus. ja.

[rwh11385]

Yes rly. It was impressive in a scary, I'm glad I'm not a horse sort of way.



No, I just called him a less-than-two-footer.

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross....You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.



Horses aren't the only animals with two foot cocks. Don't you watch "Big Cock Teen Addiction" or "Her First Big Cock" or "Monsters of Cock" ?? geez. :roll:

[german g]

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross....You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.



Horses aren't the only animals with two foot cocks. Don't you watch "Big Cock Teen Addiction" or "Her First Big Cock" or "Monsters of Cock" ?? geez. :roll:

damn bro, issues, fantasies, or just trying to get this girl to leave..