Smells like Teen Spirit

[Rob]

not as bad as the madonna and sheryl crow remakes...

[AndrewBird]

That was fucking horible. I stopped watching it about 2 second after she started singing. I hope they find this thread and go kill them sleves because it hurt their feelings.

[BMW BMXER]

Holy hell.

[chuckybob]

hackley school.... for the deaf?

[Jon325i]

Even this guy thinks its rubish...



Jon

[Iain]

Open letter to the band:

Dear tone-deaf, talentless fools,

I watched your butchery, sorry, abortion... no... that doesn't sum it up, both of those have uses. I watched your annihilation of the once-great Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and now feel an overbearing anger towards you for defiling the work of talented people, moreso because one of them is now dead and has no way of coming 'round to your house and kicking the living shit out each of your faces for slaughtering his work which will be remembered as the angst-riddled anthem for the 1990s (I stole that off a mix CD of various 1990s songs at the service station).

Lets objectively look at your performance. You, Mr I Got A Guitar For Christmas So Now I’m Jimmy Fucking Page, you fuck up the intro, so right from the start you're pissing off everyone who has an ounce of musical aptitude, which doesn't include you (your parents lied to you about that. They also lied about santa claus, the easter bunny and you looking cute in that blue sweater. You look like a fucking smurf). Lazy strumming of an electric guitar? Get the fuck outta town, Junior.

Next, the drummer starts. Dude, start practising how to clean toilets because you failed at being a drummer and there's not many easier jobs than that. Seriously, mang, you make Brick Tamland look like Stephen Fucking Hawking. Is it that hard to hit a drum in time?

As for the "singer". Wow. Why do you even draw breath in the morning? You're ugly, lack fashion sense, style and talent. Congratulations, you're well on the way to becoming Heeter's next girlfriend. I bet Jesus would look at you and shake his head wondering why he died for your sins. Fuck, I bet your father looks at you and wonders why he wasted a nutsack full of sauce creating you. Ten bucks says after watching you jump around like a Down Syndrome, talentless Avril Lavigne, he wishes he’d shot his load in the sheets.

Together, you’ve all got what it takes to be the next Good Charlotte or Sum 41. I hope you all get gonorrheae. If I were your parents, I'd kick the piss out of you, I'd punch you 'till you shit your teeth, then put you in a hessian sack, lock it up, douse it in petrol and throw it off a bridge into a Lake of Fire.*

You make me not want to listen to music ever again. Please put down your instruments and take up smoking crack.

Strawberry kisses,
Iain

*note, if you do not get the irony of this, I hope your children are born with wooden legs and get caught in a house fire.

[AndrewBird]

Some of my favorite lines:

"Lets objectively look at your performance."

"(your parents lied to you about that. They also lied about santa claus, the easter bunny and you looking cute in that blue sweater. You look like a fucking smurf)."

"Congratulations, you're well on the way to becoming Heeter's next girlfriend."

"I hope you all get gonorrheae."

LMFAO

[jbsjunk]

:rofl::rofl: OMG!! That was funny!!

[h0lmes]

I loved the Lake of Fire reference. Good work mate.

[chuckybob]

lmfao!!!!!!

[ColdAccord]

what the fuuck



when I was a kid i liked nirvana a lot. i could play most of their songs, which took a very short amount of time to figure out. VERY.



interesting

[equate975]

And I didnt think anyone but Avril Lavigne could butcher a classic song so bad....

If your going to doa cover you better kick ass and none of that half ass shit, and you need pubes too.

[bimmers4life]

ouch. that hurt my ears

[h0lmes]

haha i just read the letter for the second time and it's still funny