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  • mrsleeve
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Mar 2005
    • 16385

    #16
    I have paid more than 2 bucks to see mammaries of lesser quality before
    Originally posted by Fusion
    If a car is the epitome of freedom, than an electric car is house arrest with your wife titty fucking your next door neighbor.
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    Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants.
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    • stonea
      R3VLimited
      • Jan 2012
      • 2892

      #17
      Tips, so I can go to the bar and try to see tits.
      My Garage
      2001 Z3 2.5i Steel Gray/Black (Lexi)
      1988 325ix Diamond Schwartz/Black (Izzy)
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      • UlrichFennec
        E30 Fanatic
        • Dec 2014
        • 1268

        #18
        Originally posted by stonea
        Tips, so I can go to the bar and try to see tits.
        And there's also the massive bounds of internet tits.

        EVERYWHERE~
        "Leafeon" '92 Lagunengrun 325i Vert (Daily Driver/Project)
        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=366044
        The stickers make it go faster. :nice:

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        • Stanley Rockafella
          R3V Elite
          • Aug 2011
          • 4056

          #19
          Originally posted by stonea
          Tips, so I can go to the bar and try to see tits.


          that's sad breh, real sad.


          If I cant' put em in my mouf and play wit deh, I want da monies (more than $2 tho)
          If it's got tits or tires, it's gonna cost ya!

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          • stonea
            R3VLimited
            • Jan 2012
            • 2892

            #20
            Originally posted by UlrichFennec
            And there's also the massive bounds of internet tits.

            EVERYWHERE~
            Hold on, what? I guess I need to get off of R3V more often....
            My Garage
            2001 Z3 2.5i Steel Gray/Black (Lexi)
            1988 325ix Diamond Schwartz/Black (Izzy)
            1989 325i Cirrus Blue/Houndstooth (Stitch)
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            Instagram: Stone.Hopkins

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            • Smelser
              Mod Crazy
              • Feb 2011
              • 633

              #21
              show me


              MONEY

              boobs are everywhere, strip clubs in ontario are nuts, so give me the tip and use that for a TWOONIE slide at the rippers.

              now that I am married, give me the money and I will go home to see the wifes!

              sigpic1984 318i Total conversion to a DIRT race car.
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              • cabriodster87
                E30 Enthusiast
                • Jan 2011
                • 1042

                #22
                The funny part for me is when he said "well? Is that it?".
                sigpic
                Reich und Roll!

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                • element6
                  E30 Addict
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 449

                  #23
                  That chick defines the genre of airheads to me.

                  As long as my opportunity cost to view a nearly perfect rack while on the clock is only $2, I choose tits all day. I'd still technically be getting paid to look at tits.

                  Boobonomics 101.

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                  • e30onBBSs
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Dec 2014
                    • 1347

                    #24
                    I would tell the cameramen to look away as she flashed because they didn't earn it then taken the $2 as her hands were on her bra and peaced out of there so quick she wouldn't even know what happened
                    BMW tech
                    Umass Amherst
                    05 wrx sti

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                    • LJ851
                      R3V OG
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 7918

                      #25
                      How do you expect me vote with such limited choices?


                      Where the fuck is the ass option?
                      Lorin


                      Originally posted by slammin.e28
                      The M30 is God's engine.

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                      • ELVA164
                        R3V Elite
                        • Dec 2011
                        • 4861

                        #26
                        The guy was so uncomfortable, haha. I was even a bit uncomfortable.
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                        • Dirty325ix
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 689

                          #27
                          Atleat they didn't make it awkward or anything

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                          • AndrewBird
                            The Mad Scientist
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 11892

                            #28
                            I'd take the tip and get the fuck out of there. Who knows what the fuck could be going on, and tits can be seen anywhere and everywhere at any time.

                            Chicks like that always sound like they don't actually know what they are saying and are just reading a script. They are so clueless even they don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

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