A girl in my eng class keeps giving me the "interested" look

[Borat]

I love family guy but it would be nice if I knew a few more of the people they were taking the piss out of were. Don't have all the same celebs/news reports as you guys so miss out on some of the humour

[imsotyerred]

my favorite family guy rant is stewie about how the toilet doesn't contribute anything of it's own to society, and it just feeds on people's doodies all day.

One of the best segments from Family Guy EVER.

"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."

You know they may portray Peter as dumb but some of his jokes make so much damn sense.

[Jand3rson]

I think that's my favorite line out of this whole thread.

The entire time I read this thread I kept thinking of the Family Guy where Peter says "no girl ever wants to have sex with anyone ever."

One of the best segments from Family Guy EVER.

"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want! Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."

[b*saint]

Yea on her inner labia. :|

[Dave]

Does she have any tattoos??

[b*saint]

Damn Im just too fucking good. Got more numbers today. Im a machine. It also helps you are throwing the biggest fall party of the year.

[325iCabrio]

"I drive an e30. It's an 80s BMW. Some people say it looks like a box, but they're wrong it's a classic... ect... ect..."

Girls love to talk about yuppie cars from the 80s, trust me.

I think that's my favorite line out of this whole thread.

The entire time I read this thread I kept thinking of the Family Guy where Peter says "no girl ever wants to have sex with anyone ever."

[MikeE30325i]

I love pink tacos.

i bet you do!

[MikeE30325i]

Jordan325ic that is a tight-ass pic you have in your sig. well done

[DEV0 E30]

I love pink tacos.

[Axxe]

I love slippery slope threads

might as well, she raped him first, but with her eyes

LMAO

that's a good one

[FredK]

might as well, she raped him first, but with her eyes

[Ryan Stewart]

Just go ahead and rape her already.