A girl in my eng class keeps giving me the "interested" look

[b*saint]

lol. Why haven't I ever seen these before?

[chuckybob]

how can you deny the classics?

[Digitalwave]

[Bokes]

the internet is serious.

[b*saint]

rofl. I dont know if you are really thinking I'm serious or playing along?

[PeaveyBassist]

Alright I touched her leg and got a peak down her shirt. :P

Did it make your penis hard dude?

Will

[Jordan325iC]

Wow. Play by play. Put it on your blog. You touched a girl.

[b*saint]

Alright I touched her leg and got a peak down her shirt. :P

[Mike325]

Damn 1200 views.

Your a popular little bugger, aren't you;)

[b*saint]

Damn 1200 views.

[325iCabrio]

Peter (I think) drops a body into the river and it's sinking toward the bottom.

Fish 1: You know what I hate?
Fish 2: What's that?
Fish1: I just...I hate guys in blue suits.
Fish 2: [Looks surprised and apprehensive.]
Fish 1: Oh, God, there's one right behind me isn't there?

(Stewie is trying to sleep in the motel. Brian has passed out from the alcohol. Stewie wakes up becuase there are two men on the other side of the wall talking)
Thug 1: Did you bring the stuff?
Thug 2: Yeah, I've got it, You've got the money? I want to see the money.
Thug 1: No no no. You don't see the money untill I see the stuff.
Stewie: Oh for god's sake, there is only one way to put an end to this nuisance. (Yells) HE'S WEARING A WIRE!
Thug 1: What? You son of a...
(There is gunfire, as bullet holes appear in the walls. Then you hear a body drop to the floor. Stewie yawns and goes back to bed)

[Mike325]

“Damn you, damn broccoli and damn the Wright brothers”

Peter: "Brian look, theres a message in my alpha bits. It says oooooo"
Brian: "Peter, thoese are cherios"

[Jand3rson]

my favorite family guy rant is stewie about how the toilet doesn't contribute anything of it's own to society, and it just feeds on people's doodies all day.

"YOU GET A JOB!"

[MikeE30325i]

my favorite family guy rant is stewie about how the toilet doesn't contribute anything of it's own to society, and it just feeds on people's doodies all day.

hahahahahahahah +49357846246