A girl in my eng class keeps giving me the "interested" look

[Digitalwave]

Word.

[Ray Smoodiver]

And ironically - they're both douche bags

[FredK]

Dammit,

bsaint on bimmerforums is some guy in Pennsylvania.

b*saint is from Massachusetts.

[Ryan Stewart]

Okay, I'll have to create an account first. I dont have a BF.com account.

Well apparently its the place for posts like this.

[b*saint]

I concur. Go back to BF.c and ask SergeK about girl advice.

Okay, I'll have to create an account first. I dont have a BF.com account.

[Ryan Stewart]

Pull out your desert eagle and threaten her like you talked about on BF.

-Charlie

I concur. Go back to BF.c and ask SergeK about girl advice.

[b*saint]

No I dont have an account at E30 tech. I drive an E34.

[rwh11385]

There is a time and a place for everything. It is called College.

very true. just don't post yourself on collegehumor and expect a future political career

[CobraKai]

pee in her butt

[LINUS]

Do you have an account on E30tech.com?

If so, please post this stuff there.

If 4245055666 0890878709 is really banned, then I bet the position of whipping boy is open, and this is a pretty compelling application.

[Mike325]

Should I go for it?

This time skip all the BS and stick it in her pooper, right off the bat.

You will thank me later.

[LINUS]

Do you have an account on E30tech.com?

[b*saint]

Kinda funny how this girl turned out. All kidding aside I asked her out after we got to know each other and she turned out to be a serious bitch. We dated from the middle half of october to the middle of november then I couldn't stand her anymore.

But new semester onto the next girl I spotted today. Super cute vietnamese girl I was chatting it up with today in my calc class. We're both meche's too! Should I go for it?

OH AND I DONT POST ON BIMMERFORUMS. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY THE FUCK THAT SITE IS SO POPULAR. Someone else has this s/n there. Its popular.

[DEV0 E30]

clearly you dont spend enough time on intarweb forums.

Are you kidding me?!

HE IS BIMMERFORUMS.

Sheeet. I go on there looking for something in the E21 section and he somehow commented on something for no reason at all. It's like VD.

Seriously, if there is seriously a seriously real girl. Seriously walk up to her and just seriously do this. Kiss her cheek.














With your shwwang shwang's lips.







ELOEL. Seriouslyly.

[chuckybob]

clearly you dont spend enough time on intarweb forums.