A girl in my eng class keeps giving me the "interested" look

[Axxe]

gangbangs!

Quoted for truth

[Ryan Stewart]

No relationships across schools suck. Who knows wtf is going on in your girl's dorm at nights....

Typically I am whats going on in your girl's dorm at nights. That was when I was messing with freshmen and sophomore girls. I guess now its they are going on in my house.

I couldnt count on my fingers and toes how many times some poor schmuck has gone from "my boyfriend" to "an old highschool boyfriend" in the same night. Fuck Ive even had girls call and dump them while at the party so they can fuck with a clear conscience.

[DEV0 E30]

I've had that happen at a highschool party, it was so sad.

"You drive?!"
"No I didn't see the BMW in the driveway?!"
"You should get me another drink."
"Don't look, that's my boyfriend over there."

I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably shortly after.

[b*saint]

Typically I am whats going on in your girl's dorm at nights. That was when I was messing with freshmen and sophomore girls. I guess now its they are going on in my house.

I couldnt count on my fingers and toes how many times some poor schmuck has gone from "my boyfriend" to "an old highschool boyfriend" in the same night. Fuck Ive even had girls call and dump them while at the party so they can fuck with a clear conscience.

Damn I can just imagine how fucking nasty the waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles looks you are getting. Its probably been busted countless times.

[Ryan Stewart]

Its all nice and clean, the true sluts dont even waste time with the boyfriend routine. That routine is either they are still attached to some bs highschool thing or they are just lying to get you to fuck off.

[b*saint]

Ah I see.

[NC325iC]

did you fuck her yet?

just came back to this thread after a few days whats the current situation

[Ray Smoodiver]

Its all nice and clean, the true sluts dont even waste time with the boyfriend routine. That routine is either they are still attached to some bs highschool thing or they are just lying to get you to fuck off.

Dorm girls are unbelieveably easy. Even here, where it is unusual to live on campus as such. If a girl says "i'm from O'Rourke Hall" its practically a free pass to make them watertight.

[Digitalwave]

How much do you guys want to bet this guy is still in high school?

[FredK]

He said he's 21 years old in some other thread.

[b*saint]

Yea. And if anyone actually read through this thread, somewhere along the lines I said I was joking. But I kept running with it because people kept responding.

[Ryan Stewart]

Just go ahead and rape her already.

[FredK]

might as well, she raped him first, but with her eyes

[E30 Wagen]

might as well, she raped him first, but with her eyes

LMAO

that's a good one

[Axxe]

I love slippery slope threads