A girl in my eng class keeps giving me the "interested" look

[TOAST]

so you didnt do er

[b*saint]

Hell yea. So I got her to get me lunch, got her number, and it turns out her boyfriend still lives in Flordia. How sweet is that? Thanks for all the advice guys.

This is what you say: "Wanna go out for pizza and a fuck?". Then when she says no you say: "What, you don't like pizza?".

[delatlanta1281]

You are retarted..... sell the e34 and get an e28.......
then grow some balls you waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles! Ask her if she wants to get a microbrew then polish your knob.... that always worked for me.

[Diablo]

haha "pooper" FTW

b*saint is my idol

[b*saint]

Haha, I dont drive my dad's old car unless M5's are made by GM.

[Mike325]

"Hi, I drive my dad's old car, I've been staring at you for two weeks, and I have to ask a car forum on the internet on how to talk to a girl"

-Charlie

Say that and she will melt in your hand.....;)

[Charlie]

What should I say first?

"Hi, I drive my dad's old car, I've been staring at you for two weeks, and I have to ask a car forum on the internet on how to talk to a girl"

-Charlie

[McCoolidge]

first, make sure she doesnt smeel like genital warts, cause that would be a bummer, and second of all, pump her butt.

[b*saint]

But I drive an E34 M5. Its almost 80s...

[Jordan325iC]

"I drive an e30. It's an 80s BMW. Some people say it looks like a box, but they're wrong it's a classic... ect... ect..."

Girls love to talk about yuppie cars from the 80s, trust me.

[b*saint]

What should I say first?

[chuckybob]

3. Fuck all you can. Get brave NOW, hit it and quit it, nail any chick better than "MoPed" status.

Luke

ANY chick better then moped status?

[Streetspec_iS]

Maybe you should just having a staring contest with her, or something...?

HAHA! Quit fucking staring at me skank.