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    #46


    i think my dick is pretty dapper, personally.
    past:
    1989 325is (learner shitbox)
    1986 325e (turbo dorito)
    1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
    1985 323i baur
    current:
    1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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      #47
      Originally posted by decay View Post


      i think my dick is pretty dapper, personally.
      I'm not gay, but that's a beautiful dick you have there. Mad jelly bro

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        #48
        This dick likes to go fast, like jackrabbit style, but for long periods of time. Women suitable for this dick need to be able to take a real pounding.
        Attached Files
        88 325i Cabrio
        04 Neon SRT-4

        Originally posted by MrBurgundy
        If R3v was a dude, it would pick up a tinder date naked, with a raging boner, drunk, in an e30 with a shitty interior, a missing sunroof panel, explaining how its a classic while staring at the tinder date's tits.

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          #49
          My dick lies and cheats, but always gets what he wants

          Simon
          Current Cars:
          -1999 996.1 911 4/98 3.8L 6-Speed, 21st Century Beetle

          Make R3V Great Again -2020

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            #50
            Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
            My dick lies and cheats, but always gets what he wants

            I am so disappointed you didn't make a joke about your dick shooting people in the face.

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              #51
              Originally posted by Levy3Poop View Post
              I am so disappointed you didn't make a joke about your dick shooting people in the face.
              FAIL

              forgive me... such a golden opportunity that I missed
              Simon
              Current Cars:
              -1999 996.1 911 4/98 3.8L 6-Speed, 21st Century Beetle

              Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                #52
                Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                FAIL

                forgive me... such a golden opportunity that I missed
                You're dead to me.

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                  #53
                  Originally posted by Levy3Poop View Post
                  I am so disappointed you didn't make a joke about your dick shooting people in the face.

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                  Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                  FAIL

                  forgive me... such a golden opportunity that I missed
                  Originally posted by Levy3Poop View Post
                  You're dead to me.

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                  this thought crossed my mind too. i have to admit you may have lost a few style points simon, but in spite of this little slip up, you are still my bud.
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                  Gigitty Gigitty!!!!

                  88 cabrio becoming alpina b6 3.5s transplanted s62
                  92 Mtech 2 cabrio alpinweiss 770 code
                  88 325ix coupe manual lachsilber/cardinal
                  88 325ix coupe manual diamondschwartz/natur
                  87 e30 m3 for parts lachsilber/cardinal(serial number 7)
                  12 135i M sport cabrio grey/black

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                    #54
                    My Dick is king.

                    Originally posted by kronus
                    would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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                      #55


                      My dick brings all the boys to the yard


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                      Current Collection: 1990 325is // 1987 325i Vert // 2003 525i 5spd // 1985 380SL // 1992 Ranger 5spd // 2005 Avalanche // 2024 Honda Grom SP

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                        #56
                        Originally posted by flyboyx View Post
                        this thought crossed my mind too. i have to admit you may have lost a few style points simon, but in spite of this little slip up, you are still my bud.
                        I should put myself on timeout
                        Simon
                        Current Cars:
                        -1999 996.1 911 4/98 3.8L 6-Speed, 21st Century Beetle

                        Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                          #57
                          Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                          I should put myself on timeout


                          When did you become a mod?


                          1989 325is l 1984 euro 320i l 1970 2002 Racecar
                          1991 318i 4dr slick top


                          Euro spec 320i/Alpina B6 3.5 project(the never ending saga)
                          Vintage race car revival (2002 content)
                          Mtech 2 turbo restoration
                          Brilliantrot slick top "build"

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                            #58
                            this is perhaps the most successful thread derail i've ever executed.

                            welcome to r3v, OP.
                            past:
                            1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                            1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                            1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                            1985 323i baur
                            current:
                            1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                              #59
                              Originally posted by ThatOneEuroE30 View Post
                              When did you become a mod?
                              before this gaffe... I might lose this privilege now
                              Simon
                              Current Cars:
                              -1999 996.1 911 4/98 3.8L 6-Speed, 21st Century Beetle

                              Make R3V Great Again -2020

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by 2mAn View Post
                                before this gaffe... I might lose this privilege now
                                let me take your benz to reno and do donuts in the snow and all is forgiven.
                                past:
                                1989 325is (learner shitbox)
                                1986 325e (turbo dorito)
                                1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
                                1985 323i baur
                                current:
                                1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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