Prank/Retaliation Thread

[DealinDave@Blunttech.com]

This was our rule, and my brother got hip to it because he constantly was passing out with his shoes on so he would take his shoes off very early in the night just to make sure when he passed out, his shoes were off.... so we'd put them back on since he wouldnt remember anyways :devil:

Haha that also happened if we really wanted to mess with someone.

One of my buddies would always get it the worst and most of us feel bad about it in hindsight. He would go from slightly loopy after like two drinks to blackout falling down drunk in nanoseconds. There were multiple times where he became a belligerent limp noodle. We would have to drag him back from wherever we were for him to pass out in a safe place while he hurled nonsensical sounds from his face. There were multiple times he passed out with his shoes off only to wake up with his shoes on in a strange place, and most people would think he deserved it as he was extremely annoying when drunk. Once we basically folded him in half and put him in by buddies tall skinny apartment closet. He slept sitting upright in a V formation and he woke up panicking because it was pitch black. Another time we put him out in his car in the middle of winter and took turns pissing on the door seals to try to make the doors freeze shut.

Eventually he told us he was diabetic and wasn't supposed to drink like that because it causes gnarly blood sugar spikes and he can die. I feel bad for messing with him so often, but at the same time he knew that he shouldn't drink like that and did it anyways. We kept a closer eye on his drinking after that and didn't let him go too far.

I can't say I'm proud of the dumb shit we used to do, but at least we never did anything malicious to cause property damage or cause great bodily harm. We also didn't mess with shit. There was a line that did not get crossed among friends.

[MrBurgundy]

My friends and I went out to dinner one time, we crushed a Viagra and put it in one of the homies drinks. He had no idea what was happening to him, so he got up, hunched over and started to make his way to the bathroom in a packed restaurant. The rest of us couldn't stop laughing when he got up because his boner was super obvious in his dress pants. He came back to the table with a raging boner still. We told him he had to jack off or he'd have a boner for hours and it will start to hurt like a mother fucker, so he had to jack off in the bathroom at the restaurant lol

[cheffy30]

precious as f**k!

[MR E30 325is]

Burg, that is awesome.

Wasn't big into pranks, but one night a buddy was really drunk and asked us to spray paint him black in one of our showers.

Busted out the spray paint cans immediately, as we too were semi drunk. Seemed like a great idea. Until we had to clean the shower of all the overspray!

The next morning he woke up and wanted that shit off of him immediately. Had to go to class. A couple of dudes scrubbed his body raw to get all the paint off. Drew blood in several places due to their "enthusiasm".

[MrBurgundy]

that's such an odd request lol

One time my friends told me to come to a party, and they sent me the address, but they gave me the address to the house next door. Since it was right next door, I could hear the party and assumed I was at the right house... Anyways, i was a huge stoner at the time and brought my huge bong and a 30 block. I walk up to the house and I set the 30 block on the ground, so I can open the door. I had the huge bong in one hand, and I was booty bumping the door open while I grabbed the beer and as I turn around I see this family of 5 or 6 sitting in the living room watching TV and I'm standing right there with a bong and a thirty block haha. Super awkward, especially when I had to set everything down again to get the door open and all my shit out. I was like, "WROooooooooooong HOUSE BROOOZ SORRY!"

[2mAn]

but did you invite the daughter to join before you left?

[MrBurgundy]

if the kids were over 12 I would have considered

[MR E30 325is]

that's such an odd request lol

One time my friends told me to come to a party, and they sent me the address, but they gave me the address to the house next door. Since it was right next door, I could hear the party and assumed I was at the right house... Anyways, i was a huge stoner at the time and brought my huge bong and a 30 block. I walk up to the house and I set the 30 block on the ground, so I can open the door. I had the huge bong in one hand, and I was booty bumping the door open while I grabbed the beer and as I turn around I see this family of 5 or 6 sitting in the living room watching TV and I'm standing right there with a bong and a thirty block haha. Super awkward, especially when I had to set everything down again to get the door open and all my shit out. I was like, "WROooooooooooong HOUSE BROOOZ SORRY!"

The only way this story could be any better would be if you had a gigantic black, veiny, still lubed, dildo slung over your shoulder.

[flyboyx]

The only way this story could be any better would be if you had a gigantic black, veiny, still lubed, dildo slung over your shoulder smeared with poop remnants.

Ftfy

[MR E30 325is]

Ftfy

How could I forget the poop!?!?

[IceWhite]

Ftfy

Lol!!!!

[Joe G]

This thread just reminded me of my 21st bday when I sharted what looked like dijon mustard while wearing white-ish khaki's while shitfaced and commando as I walked into my neighbor's (2 parents and a 20 something year old daughter) house for dinner.

Knowing what I had done, I stopped, made up some excuse, and walked out of thier house backwards.

Went back 4 hours later for the daughter ;)


Edit: Just remembered the rest of the night. Following the neighbor's daughter rendezvous, we went to the bars, drank until I was incoherent and cut off, got some Jack in the Box, and went home.

We lived in a suburb of Spokane and the house we were renting had a pretty legit playhouse for kids in the yard...that is where I woke up insanely confused. No idea where I was, how, why, etc. After a minute or two I realized I was in our yard (had never been in that playhouse before) stumbled into the house, got to the bathroom and realized I passed out with my shoes on...You could see traces of dicks and every other thing a bunch of 20ish year old guys with sharpies would draw. They even shaded my nipples for me, with so many layers that they stayed black for like a week.

Good times.

[dreamchasin]

I used to try and hang with the boys when I was younger and underage, I couldn't do it. I would drink 1.5 40s or 1.5 ORIGINAL four lokos and be almost stomach pump stage. I would take my shoes off as I cracked the first tab and my buddies were strict with the rules, they wouldn't put your shoes back on. Then there was one time where I pregamed before I showed up and completely forgot the shoe rule. I woke up with a dick covering my entire back. I didn't know about it until I got home and went to jump in the pool, to hear my mom burst out laughing. It was at this moment, I had to explain my night. Good thing for an awesome mother, she just said "maybe you shouldn't drink so much, sip on the same drink for a while, fill it with water secretly and get everyone back at the same time".

I got the main guy back, his whole face was basically a tribal tattoo.

[2mAn]

If we had pics of some of this stuff that would be gold

[vtechnik]

that's such an odd request lol

One time my friends told me to come to a party, and they sent me the address, but they gave me the address to the house next door. Since it was right next door, I could hear the party and assumed I was at the right house... Anyways, i was a huge stoner at the time and brought my huge bong and a 30 block. I walk up to the house and I set the 30 block on the ground, so I can open the door. I had the huge bong in one hand, and I was booty bumping the door open while I grabbed the beer and as I turn around I see this family of 5 or 6 sitting in the living room watching TV and I'm standing right there with a bong and a thirty block haha. Super awkward, especially when I had to set everything down again to get the door open and all my shit out. I was like, "WROooooooooooong HOUSE BROOOZ SORRY!"

I've been there a time or two lol


When my friends and I get together to kickback we typically play smash bros. till 2-3am. There's usually only 3 of us playing at a time, and the rules are as follow: whoever loses all 3 lives first, takes a shot. One of my friends and I are pretty good at the game, the others not so much lol. Once we're 4 games in and the people that are switching out often are pretty buzzed my friend and I change the game to teams when no one's looking . Basically it becomes a gang bang on whoever the third player is. There's no way for them to win so it's a guaranteed blackout after a few more games. We've been doing it for a few weekends now, they still haven't found out but I'm sure they'll get retaliation someday... I'll post here when they do haha