"The guy with the BMW cant park for $#!+"

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  • Funkmasta
    R3V OG
    • May 2004
    • 7185

    #1

    "The guy with the BMW cant park for $#!+"

    ...was the quote I overheard from the Taco Bell employee while I tried to enjoy my quesadilla.

    What he failed to notice is that I had PERFECTLY and EXACTLY straddled the white line, as to have AS MUCH SPACE POSSIBLE between my quarter panels and the doors from the adjacent POS cars.

    Its not like I was in the front row, wtf. No respect for the M3.
    Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
    That Guy.
    03 X5. 3 liter obviously.
  • MikeE30325i
    Banned
    • Aug 2006
    • 2356

    #2
    that guy is just jealous.....

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    • E30 Reaktionär
      Site Manager
      • Aug 2006
      • 14451

      #3
      Originally posted by MikeE30325i
      that guy is just jealous.....

      Yeh, cause he makes min. wage and can't have a car like that.

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      • Mike325
        No R3VLimiter
        • Mar 2006
        • 3685

        #4
        Dude, don't let those idiots get you all pissed and shit. Look at their cars. It doen't take a big IQ to realize that the ///m is way better. So ya, they are jealous, even if they don't really know what the fuck a BMW is or where they are from.
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        • Funkmasta
          R3V OG
          • May 2004
          • 7185

          #5
          I found it fairly humorous, but deep down I was a little miffed.
          Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
          That Guy.
          03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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          • Jand3rson
            Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 37587

            #6
            Originally posted by Mike325
            Dude, don't let the fucking mexicans get you all pissed and shit. Look at their cars. It doen't take a big IQ to realize that the ///m is way better.
            EXCUSE me?

            I suggest you rephrase that statement and FUCKING QUICK.

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            • MikeE30325i
              Banned
              • Aug 2006
              • 2356

              #7
              Originally posted by Mike325
              So ya, they are jealous, even if they don't really know what the fuck a BMW is or where they are from.
              ihad some guy argue ith me for 2 hours about bmw's being made in britian. his biggest arguement was that james bond only drove english cars...... he thought the "b" in bmw stood for "british" lol. that was a fun conversation.

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              • Funkmasta
                R3V OG
                • May 2004
                • 7185

                #8
                Originally posted by MikeE30325i
                ihad some guy argue ith me for 2 hours about bmw's being made in britian. his biggest arguement was that james bond only drove english cars...... he thought the "b" in bmw stood for "british" lol. that was a fun conversation.
                wow

                You should have pointed to the W in the VIN number... which stands for German Made. Britain is S
                Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
                That Guy.
                03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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                • MikeE30325i
                  Banned
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 2356

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Funkmasta
                  wow

                  You should have pointed to the W in the VIN number... which stands for German Made. Britain is S
                  oh believe me, i made him feel like a real dumbass.

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                  • dvs909
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1149

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Funkmasta
                    wow

                    You should have pointed to the W in the VIN number... which stands for German Made. Britain is S
                    i never knew that. you geek.
                    i had someone try to explain to me that my bmw was british to. i just pointed to all the labels written in german.
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                    • Funkmasta
                      R3V OG
                      • May 2004
                      • 7185

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dvs909
                      i never knew that. you geek.
                      not the first time I have been accused.

                      BTW, for more fun on VIN numbers:
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                      Another good read:
                      Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
                      That Guy.
                      03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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                      • Ryan Stewart
                        I Love Miatas
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 8978

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MikeE30325i
                        ihad some guy argue ith me for 2 hours about bmw's being made in britian. his biggest arguement was that james bond only drove english cars...... he thought the "b" in bmw stood for "british" lol. that was a fun conversation.
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                        • MikeE30325i
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 2356

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                          What about the mustang?
                          well as oyu can tell by his arguement, the guy didnt have too many brain cells to begin with...

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                          • Funkmasta
                            R3V OG
                            • May 2004
                            • 7185

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ryan Stewart
                            What about the mustang?
                            British
                            Last edited by Funkmasta; 12-31-2006, 11:11 AM.
                            Joe Funk -- Portland Oregon
                            That Guy.
                            03 X5. 3 liter obviously.

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                            • Teaguer
                              R3V OG
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 6167

                              #15
                              So you mean you actually took up 2 seperate parking spaces ?

                              You seriously can't defend someone making a comment on that move , British car or not . :D

                              No , but seriously even if it was way out , surely you can understand someone making a remark about it .

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