how do you boil your eggs

[Fidhle007]

I prefer "darling, I'd like to have some boiled eggs" method.

A little whipped are we? ;)

[kidrobot]

But when I am in the mood for eggs I usually pound my empty beer can on the table and yell "Hey Bitch, where's my goddamn eggs?!"...

+1, but I gotta watch it, she has those l33t ninja skillz. I might walk away missin' a tooth.

[Rocla]

I prefer "darling, I'd like to have some boiled eggs" method.

[erik325i]

I crack them open, MAKING SURE NOT TO BREAK THE YOLKS, and boil for a bit. I then add biscuits/english muffins, hollandaise, and canadian bacon (not in that order).

Otherwise, I boil them for 10-12 minutes.

mmm, my favorite type of eggs...

-Erik

[Fidhle007]

But when I am in the mood for eggs I usually pound my empty beer can on the table and yell "Hey Bitch, where's my goddamn eggs?!"...

[Fidhle007]

I have strong mind control and stare at them vigorously

that causes them to boil in about 35seconds



I also have x-ray vision,
I can see your pokemons without your knowledge

Not my pokemons you can't! I have an anti-x-ray vision ring that I found in my cereal. I like cereal better than eggs, there's fun shit in the boxes.

[mtechnik]

This thread's full of countless jokes!

I speed up the process. Boil the water quickly in a water cooker/heater apparatus. then drop the eggs, yet leaving them boil for a good 10 minutes

[KangamangusDriver]

I have strong mind control and stare at them vigorously

that causes them to boil in about 35seconds



I also have x-ray vision,
I can see your pokemons without your knowledge

[Mike325]

Fixed

I don't get it.

[808BMW]

Poached?

I put the eggs in water, turn the stove up, and walk away for 15 minutes, come back and turn it off. After a couple minutes I drain the water and add cold.

[CCCXXV]

I crack them open, MAKING SURE NOT TO BREAK THE YOLKS, and boil for a bit. I then add biscuits/english muffins, hollandaise, and canadian bacon (not in that order).

Otherwise, I boil them for 10-12 minutes.

[Rennsport]

I like my eggs boiled in a solution of old oil out of my e30 with a dash of ***metal shavings*** for taste.

Fixed

[Jand3rson]

this shit is good. you guys crack me up

It's all good man, you hooked me up with that overhead panel, so you're safe.

For now... :D

[mrsleeve]

this shit is good. you guys crack me up

[AndrewBird]

Except Jordan doesn't talk like he's black (or wants to be).