any of you guys have people at your gym you make stuff up about?

[Digitalwave]

my favorite people in the locker room are the middle aged masters swimmers who talk about their 'adult swin team' like it's the fucking olympics, and loud enough so that everyone hears them.

Pretty much any swimmer older than 25 is annoying.

The only people that annoy me at the gyms are the people that go there to socialize and not work out.

[Dave]

There is a guy that used to come to my gym who we dubbed "Mr. Sweat". He would, I kid not, leave puddles of sweat under the bikes after he rode them.

What was worse, he carried a towel with him to wipe up his sweat, and he used that same towel to wipe off the machines after he used them. It would be drenched within the first five minutes he was there.

THank god for the sanitizer and paper towels.

[ldsbeaker]

thats right. while you were in grade school pissing your pants at recess while the girls beat you up i was banging tramps and smoking thai stick in korea,the philipines and thailand and waking up face down in the gutters of okinawa.

ahhh.. the benjo ditches. memories.

our gym is small. I use the treadmill. I sweat a bit. that is all.

[mtechnik]

there used to be this guy that was about 60 and he had a gut on him that hid his miniscule package it hung down so low.



after he showered he would put 1 leg up on the bench and use the hair dryers supplied by the club to dry his balls. it would be touching his ballsack at times. his bag would hang down around his knees and sway in the breeze. he was totally oblivious to the fact that what he was doing was fucking disgusting

YUCK!!

[backtrail69]

When I go to the University Rec. Center...it is like heaven. Hot slimmies in very little clothing. University Gym FTMFW!

[Mike325]

There are a few hot girls in my gym, but not many and they all are usually in the cardio room. I am in the weight room 90% of the time. I can't wait for the gym to renovate this spring. Then the cardio and weight room will be one. Now all the hot girls can see me lifting them mad weights and be like "oh snap".

Nice:-D

[mtechnik]

Now all the hot girls can see me lifting them mad weights and be like "oh snap".

:pimp:

[MikeE30325i]

c. A guy who has this apparent excema or smth type of skin condition who sits butt naked on the bench in the locker room. While others use a towel at least. Not discriminating but yeah...............

priceless!

[M42Technik]

When I go to the University Rec. Center...it is like heaven. Hot slimmies in very little clothing. University Gym FTMFW!

This is why you go to the gym. The health benefits are secondary.

[CleanAzzE30z]

thats right. while you were in grade school pissing your pants at recess while the girls beat you up i was banging tramps and smoking thai stick in korea,the philipines and thailand and waking up face down in the gutters of okinawa.

Cotton Hill rocks. You sound just like him.

there used to be this guy that was about 60 and he had a gut on him that hid his miniscule package it hung down so low. after he showered he would put 1 leg up on the bench and use the hair dryers supplied by the club to dry his balls. it would be touching his ballsack at times. his bag would hang down around his knees and sway in the breeze. he was totally oblivious to the fact that what he was doing was fucking disgusting

Wow you just made this thread interesting.

Mariano

[ping65810]

At my gym there are a few, but I really could care less, cuz I go to work out, and I have been going there 2 years and am friends with all the staff.
The winners in my book:

1-The guy who does 1 set on a machine, leaves, and expects noone to touch the machine for 5 min while he is doing other shit..

2-The guy who interrupts you in the middle of a set to inform you that he would like to "hop in" and do a set b/c its his routine...

3-The idiot who never wants a spotter, cuz he's too tough, then bitches to the staff when noone ran over to help him when he dropped the weight on himself ( I can be an acinine MF when I really want to be LOL)

4- The dumbass who flirts with anything that moves, and rather than actualyl working out usually points out everyone elses's flaws.....


This is what happens when I go to the gym everyday, I get pissed at the same few idiots each and every time LOL

[Charlie]

there used to be this guy that was about 60 and he had a gut on him that hid his miniscule package it hung down so low. after he showered he would put 1 leg up on the bench and use the hair dryers supplied by the club to dry his balls. it would be touching his ballsack at times. his bag would hang down around his knees and sway in the breeze. he was totally oblivious to the fact that what he was doing was fucking disgusting

Wait, what's wrong with that? What else is the hair dryer there for?

-Charlie

[franco90]

Fucking JARHEADS LOL so much pride LOL
Semper FI

[ping65810]

I was an Army Sapper, so I love screwing with the Marines LOL. I usually get talking with other people, and its usually like- "Yeah, unlike Marines, in the Army we used our heads, and let the Marines do the shit work....." and etc.

[mtechnik]

I got to add another gym character now..

D. Some dude who seems to gawk at people undressing.

I guess someone will kick his ass soon