are we programmed from an early age

[blunttech]

to think farts and shit in general are a nasty smell?? occasionally i will hold my dogs head between my buttocks cheeks and peel off a ripe one. he doesnt even flinch and seems to savor the pungent aroma keeping his head planted firmly in place until it dissipates. he also sometimes likes to come and jump on my lap while im launching one in the morning while my eyes are tearing up from the stench. that fart thread yesterday had me laying awake in bed last night pondering this. if we were coaxed at an early age to embrace the smell and celebrate it i wonder if it wouldnt be the equivalent of freshly ground coffee.
does anyone have a young child they would like to offer up as the subject of an experiment and report back in 10 years to see if that child really loves the smell of shit??

[dirty30]

Profound.

[HST]

I have a young child, but I'm not gonna fart in his face. Interesting idea though.

[schmidty]

could it be maybe that he's a DOG???? I mean, they lick their own assholes for crying out loud!

[DarkWing6]

Would that child then be confused when someone describes something as "smelling like shit"?

[LINUS]

Interesting theory, but it's bad enough trying to break a crotch sniffer mutt, let alone encourage that in kids. Might prove a little sticky situation(ok, small pun) when you have dinner guests.

My mutt knows to 'fart-snipe' because whenever he unloads, well - we all know dog fart. Anyhow, his bed is beside the coffee table in front of the couch in the TV room and when he farts, I keep a can of Glade there and he HATES that crap. He'll run since he knows the can is coming out after he blows free. I've never even maced him directly with the stuff, or oveerdid it. He just hates the sound of it coming out the can I think. Kinda funny seeing my mutt afraid of anything. He's not huge, but if you don't know him he doesn't look like he's afraid of anything, when really he's a big sissy. Best way to have a dog in my mind. I'll post a pic if there's one on the hard drive, sure there must be one.

But yeah, no crotch sniffing kids. At least not mine if I ever have any.

[LINUS]

could it be maybe that he's a DOG???? I mean, they lick their own assholes for crying out loud!

Your mutt can reach his butt - wow, mine just gives himself head.

[Digitalwave]

I was honestly expecting blunt to say that he sticks his face between his dog's cheeks and sniffs, probably while masturbating.

[blunttech]

I was honestly expecting blunt to say that he sticks his face between his dog's cheeks and sniffs, probably while masturbating.

god that makes me hot. be right back

[Digitalwave]

Glad to be of service.

[92 mtechnic cabrio]

I read somewhere dogs enjoy smelly smells

[ldsbeaker]

I mean, they lick their own assholes for crying out loud!

Well, what else are they going to use?
a loofa?

[Dave]

Yeah, my dumbass dog loves the smell of broken wind as well. He hears that little burst of anal trumpeting and he runs to you and can't seem to get enough of it. I think if he had opposable thumbs, he'd try to catch them in a bag and then inhale untl he was rolling on the floor, like a glue sniffer.

[rede30]

I have a weiner dog, she runs when i fart next to her. When she is chilling on my bed or something she gets out of there.

[Nick]

Hahahaha.
My old dog used to get scared when he'd fart...and run away.
It was funny, especially when he ate something that gave him gas.
He'd spend like an hour running from his own ass.